very small difference between child-proof and stoned-adult-proof packaging
October 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
very small difference between child-proof and stoned-adult-proof packaging
what's scarier? the fear or the afraid?
March 9, 2025 at 9:19 AM
what's scarier? the fear or the afraid?
the ringing in my ears gets louder the more I have to pee
February 26, 2025 at 6:14 AM
the ringing in my ears gets louder the more I have to pee
I will literally fight a fucking nazi
One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.
January 24, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I will literally fight a fucking nazi
if it walks like a duck...
January 24, 2025 at 4:17 AM
if it walks like a duck...
did you ever find bugs bunny attractive when he put on the dress and played a girl bunny?
January 16, 2025 at 3:54 PM
did you ever find bugs bunny attractive when he put on the dress and played a girl bunny?
does anybody else's bong have a necklace?
December 28, 2024 at 7:19 PM
does anybody else's bong have a necklace?
I don't fucking like the Columbus blue jackets
December 22, 2024 at 2:49 AM
I don't fucking like the Columbus blue jackets
how come I get way more deja vu when I take mushrooms
December 22, 2024 at 2:18 AM
how come I get way more deja vu when I take mushrooms
my RuneScape username was "mustachelessness"
December 16, 2024 at 4:28 PM
my RuneScape username was "mustachelessness"
having crooked teeth fucking rules
December 15, 2024 at 6:13 PM
having crooked teeth fucking rules
cancel the loans, old man
December 12, 2024 at 5:59 PM
cancel the loans, old man
the coat of many colours
December 11, 2024 at 4:12 PM
the coat of many colours
oops i slipped on a banana peel
December 8, 2024 at 5:47 PM
oops i slipped on a banana peel