If it makes you feel better, I’m 43. This has blown my mind

Oh, you didn’t know?

Oh, that’s a follow right there

Tube announcement: the next station is Oval.

**tube pulls into station. I look around confused**

Me: no, it isn’t?

Also works for Wapping.

And when I say “works”, I mean “fails to make anyone laugh”

Don’t panic. Father Christmas has got this! (I’ve been up since 5am …)

Yeah, it’s … er, it’s not great is it?

Skeet. If other users are to be believed

Ah, so is this how I game the system that seems to think I’m a massive fan of American football?

Pugwall?

MySpace? Has this one been in your drafts for 15 years?

Yay! My first follower