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Deondre X. Branch
@dxb04.bsky.social
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He/Him/His | 21 | #BlackLivesMatter | Cartoonist wannabe. Enjoyer of Nintendo and cartoons. Woke enthusiast.
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So, uh, did Gooey eat a Waddle Dee and not spit it out??
#KirbyAirRiders #NintendoSwitch2
November 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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I got my copy of #KirbyAirRiders! I've been looking forward to this game since its initial reveal. It's so surreal that a sequel to Kirby Air Ride exists!
November 20, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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I'm just now noticing that Gooey was also concussed during the raining boxes event, as a green box fell on his head and shattered open.
#KirbyAirRiders #NintendoSwitch2
November 16, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Kirby Air Riders gets absolutely crazy, and I love it!
#KirbyAirRiders #NintendoSwitch2
November 16, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Gooey falls down into a volcano and lives.
#KirbyAirRiders #NintendoSwitch2
November 16, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Fun fact: Gooey WILL run you over when given the chance. Sometimes more than once!
#KirbyAirRiders #NintendoSwitch2
November 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Internet issues are very annoying when playing video games online, but they can sometimes create strange and funny moments...
#KirbyAirRiders
November 9, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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This is how you talk to the other players at the starting line in #KirbyAirRiders.
November 9, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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The Short Race event in City Trial is absolutely insane.
#KirbyAirRiders
November 8, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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First time playing the Kirby Air Riders: Global Test Ride. I choose Vs. Robo Dedede as my first stadium, and the game decides to stay on this freakin' screen forever. I had to reset the game.
November 8, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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And Cleveland Brown.
September 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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My mustache was accidentally shaved off when I got my hair cut. I now know how Peter Griffin feels.
September 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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AAAAH IT'S HIM! GOOEY MY BELOVED!
The image is a screenshot of the Nintendo Today app showcasing Gooey's bio from Kirby Air Riders. At the top of the picture, there is a pink box with "Gooey" written in it. Under the box, in the center of the screenshot, is a picture of Gooey. Underneath the picture of Gooey, is text that reads: "An odd creature of mysterious origin. Makes skillful use of his long, wiggly tongue."
September 27, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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The picture is a screenshot of a quoted post on Twitter. The original post, by @Srirachachau, reads "The one thing that would be funnier is if Trump was just missing somehow." The quote by @DXB_O4 reads "He sank to the bottom of the McDonald's ball pit."
August 30, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Here is what the website originally said before I ruined everything with my insanity.
The picture is of key art for "Kirby Air Riders" from the game's website. On the picture, there is text that is that reads: "FAST-PACED VEHICULAR ACTION" "Pick your rider, pick your machine, and mount up for competition! Take on your rivals in frantic arena battles or fast-paced races on the ground and in the air. Use the Boost Charge button to brake and control your turns as your machine automatically fights for top speed. Fill your Boost Charge Gauge as you drift around the bend and release it to trigger an explosive dash!"
August 20, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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I wanted to edit the Kirby Air Riders website, but I had no idea what to do.
The picture is of key art for "Kirby Air Riders" from the game's website. On the picture, there is text that is altered that reads: "FAST-PACED VEHICULAR MANSLAUGHTER" "Pick your murderer, pick your machine, and get ready to kill! Take on anyone who dares to cross your path and run them over until they're stamped into the pavement! Use your machine to soar through the air! Second tower, anyone? Use the Boost Charge button for speed boosts to evade the cops! You ain't gettin' this tough creampuff, coppers!"
August 20, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Horror.
August 16, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Screwing around with Super Smash Bros. Melee. Why is '401K' a random name the game can pull?
The picture of of the Name Entry screen from Super Smash Bros. Melee. In the box where your inputted characters go, '401K' can be read. The 'RANDOM' button is highlighted on the menu. A box on the lower part of the screen that informs the player what action the highlighted button does reads "A random name will appear."
July 14, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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MAGA waking up to World War III:
June 22, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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I was watching Family Guy. Vladimir Putin was hanging out with Peter in the episode. Putin told Peter that there was no Russian word for "friend." I knew the show was lying, but I wanted to know what the Russian word for friend is. Is this true, or is Google pulling my leg?
The image shows "Friend" being translated with Google Translate from "English - detected," to "Russian." In Russian, the translated word comes up as "Друг," which is pronounced "Drug."
May 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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As to be expected, this aged horribly.
A Twitter post from @GOP that says "Vote the pro-peace ticket. Vote Trump-Vance" In the post, there is a picture of Donald Trump and JD Vance. In the picture, there is text that says "THE PRO-PEACE TICKET."
May 7, 2025 at 7:44 AM
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"Hey, you like grilled cheese?"
A rather crude drawing of obese human Bender from the Futurama episode "Anthology of Interest II." The drawing was made by Deondre X. Branch.
April 16, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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The amount of AI slop that is on the Nintendo eShop is absolutely disgusting and outright shameful. I have a terrible feeling that it will get worse on the Nintendo Switch 2.
The front page image for "Wroom Wroom Puzzles." https://www.nintendo.com/us/store/products/wroom-wroom-puzzles-switch/ The front page image for "Swarm Madness." https://www.nintendo.com/us/store/products/swarm-madness-switch/ The front page image for "3-in-1 Easter Collection." https://www.nintendo.com/us/store/products/3-in-1-easter-collection-switch/ The front page image for "Little Heroine: The Electric Monsters." https://www.nintendo.com/us/store/products/little-heroine-the-electric-monsters-switch/
April 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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This came to me in a dream.

#Futurama #StarWars
March 30, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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March 27, 2025 at 2:40 PM