Earlier today I offered a free piece of cake to a pre-teen who was upset about not having cake & they said, "No.", and I am still flabbergasted.
October 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Earlier today I offered a free piece of cake to a pre-teen who was upset about not having cake & they said, "No.", and I am still flabbergasted.
This is how my husband looks at me when I ask him similar questions.
October 20, 2025 at 5:16 PM
This is how my husband looks at me when I ask him similar questions.
Can I live in the 55+ community if I promise to be quiet?
please?
please?
October 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Can I live in the 55+ community if I promise to be quiet?
please?
please?
It's Momo's Birthday! #InifinityNikki #HappyBirthdayMomo
July 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
It's Momo's Birthday! #InifinityNikki #HappyBirthdayMomo
New thread of #InfinityNikki screenshots because I ruined the last thread somehow 🤷
July 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
New thread of #InfinityNikki screenshots because I ruined the last thread somehow 🤷
Phrases I'm getting really sick of while house-hunting:
"Investors take notice"
"Good bones"
"Sweat Equity"
Fuck you, be honest!
"Old lady, who smoked like a chimney, lived & died in this house, good luck getting the stink out!"
And you have the fucking BALLS to list it for $300k.
Fuck off.
"Investors take notice"
"Good bones"
"Sweat Equity"
Fuck you, be honest!
"Old lady, who smoked like a chimney, lived & died in this house, good luck getting the stink out!"
And you have the fucking BALLS to list it for $300k.
Fuck off.
July 16, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Phrases I'm getting really sick of while house-hunting:
"Investors take notice"
"Good bones"
"Sweat Equity"
Fuck you, be honest!
"Old lady, who smoked like a chimney, lived & died in this house, good luck getting the stink out!"
And you have the fucking BALLS to list it for $300k.
Fuck off.
"Investors take notice"
"Good bones"
"Sweat Equity"
Fuck you, be honest!
"Old lady, who smoked like a chimney, lived & died in this house, good luck getting the stink out!"
And you have the fucking BALLS to list it for $300k.
Fuck off.
Lookit these amazing earrings I bought from @jessfink.bsky.social !!
(sorry for no filter on the selfie, I'm old & give zero fucks).
(sorry for no filter on the selfie, I'm old & give zero fucks).
June 11, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Lookit these amazing earrings I bought from @jessfink.bsky.social !!
(sorry for no filter on the selfie, I'm old & give zero fucks).
(sorry for no filter on the selfie, I'm old & give zero fucks).
I sat on my buckwheat yoga cushion wrong & now my entire left leg, from buttcheek to toe-tips, is completely asleep/numb & I can't safely traverse the stairs to the 1st floor where the bathroom is...
SEND HELP!
SEND HELP!
June 11, 2025 at 12:06 PM
I sat on my buckwheat yoga cushion wrong & now my entire left leg, from buttcheek to toe-tips, is completely asleep/numb & I can't safely traverse the stairs to the 1st floor where the bathroom is...
SEND HELP!
SEND HELP!
There's a popcorn kernel stuck in my teeth & I'm so mad.
April 13, 2025 at 1:42 AM
There's a popcorn kernel stuck in my teeth & I'm so mad.
My boss goes to Brazil every year to visit family & this year she brought me back the most comfortable flip-flops I've ever flopped in!
They're from @farmriooficial.bsky.social & I love them.
They're from @farmriooficial.bsky.social & I love them.
February 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
My boss goes to Brazil every year to visit family & this year she brought me back the most comfortable flip-flops I've ever flopped in!
They're from @farmriooficial.bsky.social & I love them.
They're from @farmriooficial.bsky.social & I love them.
I love having a physical labor job that requires repetitive heavy lifting while I'm recovering from being sick & also anemic from my heavy flow period.
LOVE. IT.
LOVE. IT.
a skeleton is standing in front of a window in a dark room
ALT: a skeleton is standing in front of a window in a dark room
media.tenor.com
February 14, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I love having a physical labor job that requires repetitive heavy lifting while I'm recovering from being sick & also anemic from my heavy flow period.
LOVE. IT.
LOVE. IT.
We got a little snow...
February 9, 2025 at 4:55 PM
We got a little snow...
How's everybody doin'?
Better than me, I hope
Better than me, I hope
February 7, 2025 at 6:00 PM
How's everybody doin'?
Better than me, I hope
Better than me, I hope
What if I just used this account to post my #InfinityNikki screenshots?
February 3, 2025 at 9:44 PM
What if I just used this account to post my #InfinityNikki screenshots?