Dwuuds
@dwuuds.bsky.social
CFO and Jr. Sys Admin of the Ham Sandwich Race. Lost member of the Carmen Sandiego House-band Rockapella.
Looks like a shit popsicle
November 27, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Looks like a shit popsicle
Only 1 kid on a cell phone. Wild times.
November 22, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Only 1 kid on a cell phone. Wild times.
The fact that I cannot find a gif of this scene of Windom Earle in a horse disguise means that humanity has failed.
November 21, 2025 at 12:38 AM
The fact that I cannot find a gif of this scene of Windom Earle in a horse disguise means that humanity has failed.
Wait are you telling me they have yet another song that I have to try not to get drunk and send to people I haven’t talked to in 3 years? I was not expecting this level of sudden challenge.
November 20, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Wait are you telling me they have yet another song that I have to try not to get drunk and send to people I haven’t talked to in 3 years? I was not expecting this level of sudden challenge.
If you want to know what my family (from Arles) wears it’s mainly sweat pants and shirts with obscure cartoons on them.
November 12, 2025 at 4:59 AM
If you want to know what my family (from Arles) wears it’s mainly sweat pants and shirts with obscure cartoons on them.
I wish they’d fuckin try it
November 12, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I wish they’d fuckin try it
Only a perfectly round one though.
November 8, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Only a perfectly round one though.
If you made someone read this 5 years ago they would instantly develop a brain tumor.
November 8, 2025 at 9:49 PM
If you made someone read this 5 years ago they would instantly develop a brain tumor.
God I wish, but US history doesn’t give me much hope.
November 8, 2025 at 3:45 AM
God I wish, but US history doesn’t give me much hope.
What the fuck is wrong with sports god damnit this used to be a real country
November 8, 2025 at 3:25 AM
What the fuck is wrong with sports god damnit this used to be a real country
Because we live in a shithole country run by fucking demons
November 8, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Because we live in a shithole country run by fucking demons
There is a goatse video???
November 2, 2025 at 2:25 AM
There is a goatse video???
Honestly as a 37 year old, the 30s have been the best so far. It’s when you begin the true ascent into really not giving a shit.
November 1, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Honestly as a 37 year old, the 30s have been the best so far. It’s when you begin the true ascent into really not giving a shit.
You will not be able to see his eyes because of the Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will attack, for no reason.
October 25, 2025 at 12:37 PM
You will not be able to see his eyes because of the Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will attack, for no reason.
Lmao I can’t even see their profile because they are already on the hard block list.
October 17, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Lmao I can’t even see their profile because they are already on the hard block list.
“Do you enjoy smoking Satan’s lettuce? Do you endorse Osama Bin Ladens resurrected soul coming back to inhabit all of the airline pilots in the USA? Do you have a plan to deal with Chinese lunar landers?
*hour later*
Quickly explain what you would do for the average New Yorker you have 4 seconds.
*hour later*
Quickly explain what you would do for the average New Yorker you have 4 seconds.
October 17, 2025 at 10:19 PM
“Do you enjoy smoking Satan’s lettuce? Do you endorse Osama Bin Ladens resurrected soul coming back to inhabit all of the airline pilots in the USA? Do you have a plan to deal with Chinese lunar landers?
*hour later*
Quickly explain what you would do for the average New Yorker you have 4 seconds.
*hour later*
Quickly explain what you would do for the average New Yorker you have 4 seconds.
Politics!? On MY Christian server???
October 7, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Politics!? On MY Christian server???
I just think it’s literally impossible for someone worth a billion dollars to write anything that could possibly be genuine or relate with 99% of humanity. Like what the FUCK does she have to write songs about?
October 4, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I just think it’s literally impossible for someone worth a billion dollars to write anything that could possibly be genuine or relate with 99% of humanity. Like what the FUCK does she have to write songs about?
This just reminded me that I ghosted a guy I was going to buy a record from on discogs like 4 years ago and I’ve been too scared to log back on since.
September 26, 2025 at 2:50 PM
This just reminded me that I ghosted a guy I was going to buy a record from on discogs like 4 years ago and I’ve been too scared to log back on since.
They’ve been sliding this way for years.
September 22, 2025 at 12:25 PM
They’ve been sliding this way for years.