Who is keeping Long John Silver’s in business? Is it a font? I’ve never heard anyone in my life suggest we go eat there…

Dare I say the clock is ticking on TikTok…

If the Vikings lose tonight and I don’t watch it, did they really lose in the first place?

I’m not saying the Vikings are the greatest team, but I’ve never seen a 13-2 team get so much disrespect

I never thought I’d agree with Trump, but let’s cut wasteful spending from the national budget. Let’s start with any agency that can’t pass an audit.

*checks notes*

Ahh, looks like the Department of Defense just failed their 7th audit in a row….get ‘em, Elon!

Hold up… some people don’t have an inner monologue? Like, they drop their phone and don’t hear, “Way to go, dumbass”? Or they don’t replay that awkward 5th-grade moment when your hand brushed Kari’s butt? So then on long drives, what? They just look at the road? Absolute Psychopaths.

Taking politics out of it, should a president be able to pardon someone?

Remember when Ted Cruz ate his own booger during the debate on National Television? You do now…

Donald Trump is not, has never been, and will never be the solution. Ever.

Crazy that no one is talking about Kaprizov’s literal franchise record-breaking season

It’s painful watching Gronk trying to talk smart about football.

I was today years old when I learned that a tomato is a fruit…

Forgot how good White Collar is

Is Patrick Mahomes the new Brady? Is there consensus on this? Are we already rewriting history?