We can now confirm that Tony Bennett is no longer the U.Va. basketball coach

Okay

pink gin

How can anybody who’s been conscious for the past three months imagine even a “veneer” of “discipline” from these idiots?

Black Mountain Golf Course is like a meadow. Feels like you should be watching your step for cow pies. . . .

I’m proud of our president, 🍊🤡💩, for working so hard to promote mass transit

(Love how the Washington Post app dramatizes flushing itself down the toilet when it opens.)

Post-Helene bedroom with unmade bed

so you really want an air freshener that smells like the beach?

Now that Instagram is dead, I guess I have to start over with my first-ever Instagram picture: Sweetpea and Butterbean, 2013, complete with frame . . .