Derek Waterson
@dwaterson21.bsky.social
Author, musician, artist, director, composer, sometimes I'm funny. Gay, taken. English major. Furry. 18+ only.
Profile picture via Picrew and me, banner design courtesy of Elgato Marketplace.
Profile picture via Picrew and me, banner design courtesy of Elgato Marketplace.
i'm back bitches.
this is now everyone else's problem.
also it's my birthday today.
happy birthday me i guess.
this is now everyone else's problem.
also it's my birthday today.
happy birthday me i guess.
October 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
i'm back bitches.
this is now everyone else's problem.
also it's my birthday today.
happy birthday me i guess.
this is now everyone else's problem.
also it's my birthday today.
happy birthday me i guess.
last time i let jesus take the wheel he turned my water into wine, drove into oncoming traffic, and got me a dui.
never again.
never again.
February 15, 2025 at 2:32 AM
last time i let jesus take the wheel he turned my water into wine, drove into oncoming traffic, and got me a dui.
never again.
never again.
just spending all day every day hoping for someone to try and swing on me, just to see if i can still go
February 15, 2025 at 2:30 AM
just spending all day every day hoping for someone to try and swing on me, just to see if i can still go
i wish life was like a tv show so i could leave for a commercial break and come back
February 15, 2025 at 2:29 AM
i wish life was like a tv show so i could leave for a commercial break and come back
i don't need "gentle exfoliation," i need my skin to be sandblasted with road salt
January 21, 2025 at 11:23 PM
i don't need "gentle exfoliation," i need my skin to be sandblasted with road salt
the adult urge to just have a toddler temper tantrum where you just flop on the floor and thrash your limbs about like a fish on a boat
January 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
the adult urge to just have a toddler temper tantrum where you just flop on the floor and thrash your limbs about like a fish on a boat
imma tell my kids this was tyler, the creator
December 12, 2024 at 1:19 AM
imma tell my kids this was tyler, the creator
Kendrick Lamar writing "t.v. off"
December 2, 2024 at 4:19 PM
Kendrick Lamar writing "t.v. off"
I'm thankful for noise-cancelling headphones and YT shorts. Really coming in clutch today.
November 28, 2024 at 8:08 PM
I'm thankful for noise-cancelling headphones and YT shorts. Really coming in clutch today.
You ever get so high you invent a new emotion
November 28, 2024 at 3:05 AM
You ever get so high you invent a new emotion
@coheedandcambria.bsky.social Claudio and his hair have finally joined BlueSky! I must recommend anyone into rock/prog/pop-rock music take a listen to their music, with songs like "Welcome Home," "Blood Red Summer," and "Evagria the Faithful."
November 25, 2024 at 6:58 PM
@coheedandcambria.bsky.social Claudio and his hair have finally joined BlueSky! I must recommend anyone into rock/prog/pop-rock music take a listen to their music, with songs like "Welcome Home," "Blood Red Summer," and "Evagria the Faithful."
I have been followed, unfollowed, DMed, blocked, muted, hated, and befriended.
But I have never been into diapers.
But I have never been into diapers.
November 20, 2024 at 11:08 PM
I have been followed, unfollowed, DMed, blocked, muted, hated, and befriended.
But I have never been into diapers.
But I have never been into diapers.
This is the most political I will get on this site, so bear with me.
For those in the US, you have a right to bear arms for self-defense. I would take up that right ASAP, if you feel that the new group in power will try to harm you.
Armed gays don't get bashed. Defend your equality.
For those in the US, you have a right to bear arms for self-defense. I would take up that right ASAP, if you feel that the new group in power will try to harm you.
Armed gays don't get bashed. Defend your equality.
November 20, 2024 at 11:00 PM
This is the most political I will get on this site, so bear with me.
For those in the US, you have a right to bear arms for self-defense. I would take up that right ASAP, if you feel that the new group in power will try to harm you.
Armed gays don't get bashed. Defend your equality.
For those in the US, you have a right to bear arms for self-defense. I would take up that right ASAP, if you feel that the new group in power will try to harm you.
Armed gays don't get bashed. Defend your equality.
It's guys out there who offer you a shoulder to cry on while they musty
November 12, 2024 at 11:32 PM
It's guys out there who offer you a shoulder to cry on while they musty
Mama-type chicks with the big tiddies will hug you, face right in between, and ask "how you feelin, baby?"
Ma'am, I'm finna go off half-cocked like a broken flintlock. At least lemme breathe a little.
Ma'am, I'm finna go off half-cocked like a broken flintlock. At least lemme breathe a little.
November 12, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Mama-type chicks with the big tiddies will hug you, face right in between, and ask "how you feelin, baby?"
Ma'am, I'm finna go off half-cocked like a broken flintlock. At least lemme breathe a little.
Ma'am, I'm finna go off half-cocked like a broken flintlock. At least lemme breathe a little.
Republicans are transphobic because they hate trans people.
I'm transphobic because I'm afraid of saturated fats.
Why are you so wet. Go away.
The trans people are cool, but the trans fats? No.
I'm transphobic because I'm afraid of saturated fats.
Why are you so wet. Go away.
The trans people are cool, but the trans fats? No.
November 12, 2024 at 7:44 PM
Republicans are transphobic because they hate trans people.
I'm transphobic because I'm afraid of saturated fats.
Why are you so wet. Go away.
The trans people are cool, but the trans fats? No.
I'm transphobic because I'm afraid of saturated fats.
Why are you so wet. Go away.
The trans people are cool, but the trans fats? No.
My body, her choice.
She's a goth mommy dominatrix and I'm afraid of her. No, seriously, she could snap me like a toothpick.
She's a goth mommy dominatrix and I'm afraid of her. No, seriously, she could snap me like a toothpick.
November 12, 2024 at 7:33 PM
My body, her choice.
She's a goth mommy dominatrix and I'm afraid of her. No, seriously, she could snap me like a toothpick.
She's a goth mommy dominatrix and I'm afraid of her. No, seriously, she could snap me like a toothpick.
Fuck it gimme a shot.
F1: Kimi Raikkonen, Sir Lewis Hamilton, Michael Schumacher
Indy: Don't really watch, but it was Dan Wheldon. Probably Sato Takuma now.
NASCAR: Chase Elliot and Dale Jr.
F1: Kimi Raikkonen, Sir Lewis Hamilton, Michael Schumacher
Indy: Don't really watch, but it was Dan Wheldon. Probably Sato Takuma now.
NASCAR: Chase Elliot and Dale Jr.
🏁 Racecar BlueSky 🏁
Quote with your favourite racing drivers & teams!
F1 - Lando Norris, George Russell, Williams Racing
IndyCar - Pato O'Ward, Scott McLaughlin, Takuma Sato
Sportscars - Cadillac, Porsche, Corvette Racing, Iron Dames
WRC - Sebastian Ogier
Supercars - Brodie Kostecki
Quote with your favourite racing drivers & teams!
F1 - Lando Norris, George Russell, Williams Racing
IndyCar - Pato O'Ward, Scott McLaughlin, Takuma Sato
Sportscars - Cadillac, Porsche, Corvette Racing, Iron Dames
WRC - Sebastian Ogier
Supercars - Brodie Kostecki
November 8, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Fuck it gimme a shot.
F1: Kimi Raikkonen, Sir Lewis Hamilton, Michael Schumacher
Indy: Don't really watch, but it was Dan Wheldon. Probably Sato Takuma now.
NASCAR: Chase Elliot and Dale Jr.
F1: Kimi Raikkonen, Sir Lewis Hamilton, Michael Schumacher
Indy: Don't really watch, but it was Dan Wheldon. Probably Sato Takuma now.
NASCAR: Chase Elliot and Dale Jr.
I am the barely-functioning homosexual.
Bringing the barely functioning homosexual to here as well.
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November 8, 2023 at 11:43 PM
I am the barely-functioning homosexual.
not me wanting to have a bunnysona so bad i can taste it
November 8, 2023 at 11:43 PM
not me wanting to have a bunnysona so bad i can taste it
i went to the voting booth yesterday
& met an old man who said
"thank you for going out &
protecting your constitutional rights"
it confused me because
i saw him two days ago
telling people to give up their
human ones
two hours later i had won
& he was silent
"issues," a poem by Derek Waterson.
& met an old man who said
"thank you for going out &
protecting your constitutional rights"
it confused me because
i saw him two days ago
telling people to give up their
human ones
two hours later i had won
& he was silent
"issues," a poem by Derek Waterson.
November 8, 2023 at 6:36 PM
i went to the voting booth yesterday
& met an old man who said
"thank you for going out &
protecting your constitutional rights"
it confused me because
i saw him two days ago
telling people to give up their
human ones
two hours later i had won
& he was silent
"issues," a poem by Derek Waterson.
& met an old man who said
"thank you for going out &
protecting your constitutional rights"
it confused me because
i saw him two days ago
telling people to give up their
human ones
two hours later i had won
& he was silent
"issues," a poem by Derek Waterson.
A shotgun blast
In the living room
As you fall to the floor
Bloodied and dying.
A family snapshot
Hangs on the wall
Beside you.
What will I tell the kids
We havent even had yet?
What will I say to God
Before I kill him?
I weep as you pack your things.
"we're done," a poem by Derek Waterson.
In the living room
As you fall to the floor
Bloodied and dying.
A family snapshot
Hangs on the wall
Beside you.
What will I tell the kids
We havent even had yet?
What will I say to God
Before I kill him?
I weep as you pack your things.
"we're done," a poem by Derek Waterson.
November 3, 2023 at 3:32 PM
A shotgun blast
In the living room
As you fall to the floor
Bloodied and dying.
A family snapshot
Hangs on the wall
Beside you.
What will I tell the kids
We havent even had yet?
What will I say to God
Before I kill him?
I weep as you pack your things.
"we're done," a poem by Derek Waterson.
In the living room
As you fall to the floor
Bloodied and dying.
A family snapshot
Hangs on the wall
Beside you.
What will I tell the kids
We havent even had yet?
What will I say to God
Before I kill him?
I weep as you pack your things.
"we're done," a poem by Derek Waterson.
Weird Sister, may we be a portent,
A prophet word
Burns down the streets
Full of warring peoples.
Say peace beats death, and
Rocks are thrown through windows.
Fires across the world bomb our soul.
If this is the answer,
We dont want to know the question.
"Oracles," a poem by Derek Waterson.
A prophet word
Burns down the streets
Full of warring peoples.
Say peace beats death, and
Rocks are thrown through windows.
Fires across the world bomb our soul.
If this is the answer,
We dont want to know the question.
"Oracles," a poem by Derek Waterson.
November 3, 2023 at 3:20 PM
Weird Sister, may we be a portent,
A prophet word
Burns down the streets
Full of warring peoples.
Say peace beats death, and
Rocks are thrown through windows.
Fires across the world bomb our soul.
If this is the answer,
We dont want to know the question.
"Oracles," a poem by Derek Waterson.
A prophet word
Burns down the streets
Full of warring peoples.
Say peace beats death, and
Rocks are thrown through windows.
Fires across the world bomb our soul.
If this is the answer,
We dont want to know the question.
"Oracles," a poem by Derek Waterson.
The world is silent — brain's too quiet,
Shut up everyone! I can hear myself think!
A shockwave flies in the air, fired from a thought
He has to keep in his eyes.
Poor fella.
The world caves in — Silently.
I'm used to the heat. I like my showers this hot.
"silent world," a poem by Derek Waterson.
Shut up everyone! I can hear myself think!
A shockwave flies in the air, fired from a thought
He has to keep in his eyes.
Poor fella.
The world caves in — Silently.
I'm used to the heat. I like my showers this hot.
"silent world," a poem by Derek Waterson.
November 2, 2023 at 2:38 PM
The world is silent — brain's too quiet,
Shut up everyone! I can hear myself think!
A shockwave flies in the air, fired from a thought
He has to keep in his eyes.
Poor fella.
The world caves in — Silently.
I'm used to the heat. I like my showers this hot.
"silent world," a poem by Derek Waterson.
Shut up everyone! I can hear myself think!
A shockwave flies in the air, fired from a thought
He has to keep in his eyes.
Poor fella.
The world caves in — Silently.
I'm used to the heat. I like my showers this hot.
"silent world," a poem by Derek Waterson.
www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/43187/...
My all-time favorite 20th-century poem.
My all-time favorite 20th-century poem.
The Highwayman by Alfred Noyes | Poetry Foundation
PART ONE
www.poetryfoundation.org
October 23, 2023 at 2:59 PM
www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/43187/...
My all-time favorite 20th-century poem.
My all-time favorite 20th-century poem.