Watching the game with a friend who knows way more about football than me. I asked about the terribly placed windows. All he said was Jerry Jones is a fucking asshole.

This bums me out. And on Thanksgiving, too.

Yup. No notes on the intro. Let's just hope I Heart doesn't fire her for "hate speech."

Used to be that kind of talk would get you Baker Act-ed. Now we all just nod and go back to scrolling.

This year has given me so little to look forward to, so any new HH stuff is like cold water in the middle of a desert. Really excited for October.

That sucks! We were all rooting for her.

Imagine making "Children of Men" the template for your immigration policy.

The funniest/eeriest part of that metaphor is just how many pairs of binoculars you would see staring back.

I'm in favor of giving some babies baskets, but I think they should be drug tested first.