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its the thing where lisa simpson is in a costume that Homer made her where she gotta be florida for a school thing where each kid gotta be a state, but he did it bad so it looks like shit? and it says "Floreda"? u know the one. its that but its cuomo. cuz he lost and said he'll move to florida if he did that. oh and also hes makin a face like a baby for some reason. i didnt mess with it, cuomo just be lookin mad weird sometimes. i didnt tell him to do that. see thats why he lost. and cuz he sucks.
November 5, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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COSTUME 2: GUY ON YOUR BLOCK WHO DONT KNOW BOUT NO "HALLOWEEN", HE JUST GOT OFF WORK
October 31, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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SOPHIE! READ THE FUCKIN ROOM
a screenshot of DMS. Every message except one is from a spambot saying 'Doctors told me cancer is incurable. I have decided..". The only other message is from a spambot named "sophie" saying "DVS, being a construction girl with no partner is ugh.."
August 11, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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loser nonsense but she does bring up a point that people are missing. many jews have never been exposed to yelling before. it destroys us instantly, which is why we never ever do it.
screenshot of a NY POST article about Regina Spektor saying "youre just yelling at a jew!" to people who brought up Palestine at her concert, before Spektor had them thrown out
July 29, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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ohhhhh shit. now when Teacher gets here theyre gonna be in soooo much trouble.
a tweet that says "BREAKING: Senate Minority leader Chuck Schumer says Trump and Vance are doing Putin's dirty work"
February 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Stallone shows off "The Stinger"
sly stallone holding boxing gloves with the caption "they dont even allow these today because theyre so dangerous'
January 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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January 19, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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hmm. weird.
the "tiktok is not available" message, because of the ban. but it reads "Of course Tiktok is available for you, DVS. A law banning Tiktok has been enacted in the US. But dagnabbit, laws just dont apply to you, do they? That ruthless walk, those glimmering eyes. Strutting around like hes Doctor Gorgeous, oh, come quick everyone! The King of Swing's got a secret everyone's just dying to know. You make me fucking sick. But goddamn it, you get results."
January 19, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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EVERY TIKTOK IS JUST THIS
January 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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SANDWICH MAN
January 4, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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HANUKKAH IS NOW ON COMPUTER
December 27, 2024 at 12:58 AM
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picture of James Gunn talking about the Superman movie. The caption says "James Gunn Wants A Superman Who Loves His Band". The quote reads "The next Superman has to be able to grasp the complexities of both his planet and ours. He has to come to terms with the fact that ska isn't just for partying, but that it can also change the world. He should be aware of the growth that "Gunn's Bunch" have shown on our new album "Can U Teach The Sky To Laugh?", where we explore exotic rhythms.
December 19, 2024 at 7:43 PM
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WHAT *IS* ACTING?
December 12, 2024 at 6:41 PM
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December 11, 2024 at 3:23 PM
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picture of a smiling navy man. caption says: "Technology Saves Time: this pill just makes you FEEL like you're in the navy"
December 9, 2024 at 6:24 PM
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December 8, 2024 at 6:49 PM
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PRINGLES EMAILS
December 7, 2024 at 10:38 PM
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HE GOT *WHAT*??
December 6, 2024 at 8:18 PM
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"have u ever seen a computer? we have a big one like for if u wanted to play sonic. but this one is fast, it could play two sonics at the same time. it promised us it knows magic, so we'll shoot whoever it says" said the NYPD spokesman
a tweet from Charles Gasparino saying "NYPD sources say AI is going to play a big role in nailing the ID of the gunman who killed the United Health CEO"
December 6, 2024 at 7:53 PM
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gentrification gettin crazy
poster for Hulu's "Nutcrackers" movie featuring ben stiller and some white children
December 3, 2024 at 8:59 PM
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SPECIAL BLACK FRIDAY DEAL ON ALL MY ALBUMS:

ITS "BUY-ONE HAVE-ONE" (buy an album & then now u have it)
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November 29, 2024 at 5:46 PM
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yo COME ON
front page of the New York Post. It shows a picture of Eric Adams, a picture of a weed leaf crossed out, and a picture of DVS with a toothpick in his mouth like Razor Ramon. Razor Ramon was siiiick. Anyway the caption says: "WEED LEGAL IN NYC EXCEPT FOR DVS", SAYS MAYOR. It goes on: "I'm sick of his shit" says Mayor Adams. He's too handsome and it makes me mad. I don't want him to have any fun".
November 25, 2024 at 7:30 PM
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figured out what went wrong wit the election. pen look like it says "jote"
its a pen from voting that says "vote" but it doesnt say it so good. they tried to do the V like a checkmark like when u check a box like for voting. looks dumb tho, looks like a J. thanks for comin everybody
November 24, 2024 at 4:57 PM
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ITS GOT TO STOP
screenshot of an article from XXL called "Hip-Hop Lyric Cliches That Need to Die". The caption says "Seriously, rappers needed to stop using these lyric cliches yesterday" over a picture of Lil Wayne lookin upset quoted lyrics from a Jay Z song called "Garden Time": "I Don't Go to Home Depot, I make my shovels myself". There is a picture of Jay-Z captioned " CLICHE #3.Claiming To Never Go To Home Depot -- Everyone has to go there sometimes. Stop it." quoted lyrics from an Eminem song titled "Try It": "Just one bite, you'll never need another vitamin" A picture of Eminem captioned "Cliche #5: Claiming To Have A Recipe For A Three Bean Casserole That Makes You Never Need Medicine Again -- No such recipe exists. More hollywood lies Lyrics quote: "I'm so tall, Bart Simpson called me on the phone in real life" -Megan The Stallion "Real Life" Picture of Megan The Stallion with the caption "CLICHE #8: Saying They Know Bart Simpson In Real Life -- How?? How would that even work?"
November 20, 2024 at 7:08 PM
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picture of a bald man waving from over a fence in a yard. hes saying "hello" with a word balloon. the caption says "WE ALL KNOW SOMEONE LIKE THIS. SHARE IF U KNOW A 'HELLO HARRY'"
November 20, 2024 at 4:54 PM