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It took me a second to realize this wasn't Kermit.
Although I still think it's yelling "Yaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!"
Although I still think it's yelling "Yaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!"
November 18, 2025 at 4:56 AM
It took me a second to realize this wasn't Kermit.
Although I still think it's yelling "Yaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!"
Although I still think it's yelling "Yaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!"
They're all picking the corn out of his shit, all day, every day.
November 18, 2025 at 4:42 AM
They're all picking the corn out of his shit, all day, every day.
"Paul Kelly is about to realize that Americans have very different ideas about how much a fucking turkey should cost. In lieu of flowers, please send..."
November 18, 2025 at 4:40 AM
"Paul Kelly is about to realize that Americans have very different ideas about how much a fucking turkey should cost. In lieu of flowers, please send..."
"A hamster lurches in the night."
IFKYK
IFKYK
November 18, 2025 at 4:30 AM
"A hamster lurches in the night."
IFKYK
IFKYK
It was a Dark and Stormy Daniels.
November 18, 2025 at 4:29 AM
It was a Dark and Stormy Daniels.
I thought it was the cocktail.
November 18, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I thought it was the cocktail.
Cocteau Twins lyrics are more coherent.
November 18, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Cocteau Twins lyrics are more coherent.
My favorite holiday.
November 18, 2025 at 4:25 AM
My favorite holiday.
If it doesn't look like this, what's the point?
November 18, 2025 at 4:13 AM
If it doesn't look like this, what's the point?
The idea of celebrating Halloween in Spring seems profoundly strange. In fact, to the point of canceling out the whole reason people celebrate it in the first place.
November 18, 2025 at 4:05 AM
The idea of celebrating Halloween in Spring seems profoundly strange. In fact, to the point of canceling out the whole reason people celebrate it in the first place.
And while you're in front as Dear Leader unzips his fly?
November 18, 2025 at 3:22 AM
And while you're in front as Dear Leader unzips his fly?
My grandmother was a medical doctor and resented the use of the title by non-medical people.
That might just have been her being a snob, though.
That might just have been her being a snob, though.
November 18, 2025 at 3:20 AM
My grandmother was a medical doctor and resented the use of the title by non-medical people.
That might just have been her being a snob, though.
That might just have been her being a snob, though.
I, a white college-educated male, cannot imagine a single reason why anyone would abuse a woman obtaining a degree. I mean, actually, I do know - they're complete losers - but, still.
Proud Vassar girl, BTW.
Proud Vassar girl, BTW.
November 18, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I, a white college-educated male, cannot imagine a single reason why anyone would abuse a woman obtaining a degree. I mean, actually, I do know - they're complete losers - but, still.
Proud Vassar girl, BTW.
Proud Vassar girl, BTW.
How nice of you to self-identify.
November 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
How nice of you to self-identify.
Thank you for Munchkinsplaining.
November 17, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Thank you for Munchkinsplaining.
Point is that Congress must approve an act of war. They didn't, to my knowledge. So we are not at war with the "narcos" or whatever they're calling their targets, who I would assume are mostly fishermen looking to feed their families.
November 17, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Point is that Congress must approve an act of war. They didn't, to my knowledge. So we are not at war with the "narcos" or whatever they're calling their targets, who I would assume are mostly fishermen looking to feed their families.
By all means return to your nightly tip-toe to the dumpster behind Mar-a-Lago to fish a fresh diaper of Dear Leader out for your evening's repast.
November 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
By all means return to your nightly tip-toe to the dumpster behind Mar-a-Lago to fish a fresh diaper of Dear Leader out for your evening's repast.
Yeah, and you have what appears to be a terminal case of it.
HINT: if this is the face of someone you respect, you are the crazy one.
HINT: if this is the face of someone you respect, you are the crazy one.
November 17, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Yeah, and you have what appears to be a terminal case of it.
HINT: if this is the face of someone you respect, you are the crazy one.
HINT: if this is the face of someone you respect, you are the crazy one.
"Yes, you might almost say they were thoroughly common."
November 17, 2025 at 9:59 PM
"Yes, you might almost say they were thoroughly common."
Translation: "I, Trump's ballsack tucked neatly into my porky cheek, don't care about girl's basketball."
November 17, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Translation: "I, Trump's ballsack tucked neatly into my porky cheek, don't care about girl's basketball."
That's odd, considering they hung out for 15 years.
November 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
That's odd, considering they hung out for 15 years.
Oh, is this the one where he shits all over everybody?
November 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Oh, is this the one where he shits all over everybody?
By what congressional act?
November 17, 2025 at 9:03 PM
By what congressional act?