I'm in desperate need of context. Is this some cursed fluffing technique? What was this about a microwave before? Like if it was something heinous just tell the sparknotes so I can understand?

Jeanist and Hawks on an elevated sidewalk in the city. Something occurs that sends Hawks over the railing and Jeanist springs into action to save him. But rather than a single thread, Hawks is saved and dangling 2 feet above the bush sidewalk in a bouncer.

Megamax for sure

Yes please to all of this. Would absolutely love any baby care to be of this vibe.

Tbh it's more baby accurate for us all to be chubby, gotta have that baby fat

They feel great and suit me really well as the big baby I am

Now I'm curious. There has always been a running joke about Bolians and their lavatories and plumbing. I don't know if it's ever specified why that is but if it's that notable a deal, one has to wonder what the diaper situation for them is.

Glad you are enjoying things up here!

Definitely up for the first three. Though claustrophobia probably puts the first off the table

Gaining and diapers pair so well together! I'm glad you are getting interested in being a chubby baby