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Dutchie
@dutchie35.bsky.social
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Aspiring RV nomad
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Syracuse hosting Tennessee might be the least aesthetically pleasing broadcast in football history.
August 30, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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2 points here:

1) There's no statute of limitations in New York for Ghislaine Maxwell's crimes (maybe also options in New Mexico and Florida). A pardon can't stop state prosecutions.

2) We just got another reason to release the Epstein files: so the public can test Maxwell's truthfulness.
July 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Inject this straight into my veins
July 25, 2025 at 5:36 AM
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social have you ever done any voice acting? I swear to god it’s you voicing this United flight’s instruction video.
May 15, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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I think i planted Gritty
May 10, 2025 at 8:02 PM
All religions are just cults with antique plates
April 12, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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February 20, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Congratulations Philadelphia Eagles!
February 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Eagles 32 Chiefs 23
February 6, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Petro Gustavo really busted out the aged brown, poured that shit heavy in a rocks glass with no rocks, queued up Miles Davis and blew dust off the typewriter.
January 28, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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the church pete hegseth is a part of, the CREC, is led by a lunatic who gives talks about "the lost value of sexism" and wants to drive women out of public life. this fully accords with hegseth's public comments. and he's been selected to run the largest corporation on earth
January 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Maybe it’s a bad idea to put people in charge of government who are eagerly waiting the rapture.
December 1, 2024 at 1:54 PM
Got a new adventure loaded for the next couple of weeks
November 24, 2024 at 10:04 PM
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Stop using your Bible to excuse your decision to elect a sinful, disgusting man who sexual assaulted woman, defrauded working class Americans and has NEVER worshipped God a day in his life.
November 23, 2024 at 11:57 AM
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The voices of Mickey and Minnie Mouse got married in real life.

random facts
November 22, 2024 at 4:02 PM
@lajethrojenkins.bsky.social take this how you will but the news Schefter broke about Dale Carter broke on 4/25 2000. Some nasty math going on if that’s with current wifey.
November 22, 2024 at 4:55 AM
PE buying up sandwich shops, rule of law becoming more of a facade, football games constantly coming down to key penalties. Take the bird out of the oven I think we’re done
November 21, 2024 at 11:03 PM
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MOOD FOR THE NEXT FOUR FUCKING YEARS.

#goodtrouble
November 19, 2024 at 11:17 PM
Go Birds 🦅
Missed connections
November 18, 2024 at 5:13 PM
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Make America Healthy Again lasted less than a Scaramucci
November 17, 2024 at 5:56 PM
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Taco Bell
November 16, 2024 at 6:07 PM
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This is Meatball. He's going home for the very first time. So excited to have a human of his own. Thinking about what he's going to call you. Maybe Bob. 12/10
November 15, 2024 at 7:11 PM
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Jake Paul looks like if Cooper Kupp had a Wario
November 16, 2024 at 5:31 AM
Jamming to Lou Rawls playing a Pokémon emulator while waiting at AutoZone is my church
November 14, 2024 at 8:29 PM