Me opening my social media for the last 48 hours

Congress is literally getting paid to do absolutely fucking nothing. There's your spending problem right there

Either light this candle or dont I have bills coming up and I need to know if I gotta pay them or not

"America bombed Iran"

Uhhh no I did not. I was working at my shitty job where I get shitty pay to barely scrape by after my shitty bills take most of my shitty paycheck. I ain't bombed a goddamn soul. Don't lump me in with those war mongering capitalist MAGA chucklefucks. Let them go fight this war

I wish Missouri Governer Mike Kehoe was on here so I could tag him and tell him to go fuck himself and eat shit. I hate that motherfucker so much

I no longer work for Walmart and im about to begin a new job. So I just wanted to shout out my old store manager, my old coach, and my old co-team leads. Fuck all three of you sacks of shit for what you did to me and in turn what you did to the store. You burned down everything I spent

Goddamn Im so sick of seeing Nazis and neo-nazis getting comfortable in this country. They should be scared and go back into hiding

Happy 8 year anniversary to getting blocked on Twitter.

If Hulk Hogan ever gets a Bluesky account someone let me know so I can have him block me on here too.

Im only posting this to see how many #StarWars and #TomandJerry fans are on Bluesky now

Since I no longer work for Walmart I would like to flex that my entire tenure in management I always signed any physical papers or forms as "William M Buttlicker" and not a soul did anything about it.

There's no feeling in the world that can compare to watching your old workplace fall apart piece by piece after they fired you because your boss hated you for outworking him and making him look bad

My 10 year relationship ended in infidelity in 2022. The women I thought I was going to be with forever cheated on me. The Weeknd got me through it all. Knowing the hell i went through and the lyrics from this masterpiece helped me finally be at peace with that part of my life.

25 hours later I've listened to this every hour on the hour and I'm ready to sleep now. Perfection is an understatement

Wake up baby. The last Weeknd album dropped and it's beautiful

So we still celebrating that genocidal fuck Christopher Columbus and his crews raping of the natives day? But..but...I thought "iT hAs NoThInG tO dO wItH rAcE" Fuck anyone who voted for this

"Why do you hate Elon Musk so much?"

Me:

Boss - "I need this and this and this done."

Me - "Well I got enough people for this and this but not this"

Boss - "Well you better get this done too or else"

Me - "Or else what?"

Boss - "Just...or else"

Me - proceeds not to do the project

Also me - Nothing happens

Also Also Me -

Im still astonished. This election was between a prosecutor and current vice president and a literal felon/convicted rapist/wannabe dictator. Wtf happened America?!?!