I think I have undiagnosed ADHD, and I think that ironically is the worst kind.

I haven't seen the latest Final Destination movie, but if it doesn't include Rube Goldberg coming back from the dead and having a cowboy style showdown with Death I'm not sure I want to.

Why would Amazon put Troll 2 on their watch list but not Troll 1? I feel like there's got to be relevant backstory that I just won't know.

In Episode 3, Yoda says to Palpatine "your reign is at an end", then there're six more movies of trying to defeat Palpatine and now we're PRETTY sure he's beaten. Not 100%, but like 95-ish%.

The challenge in Hackers is flawed. They both get a single point each time they perform a hack against Richard Gill. It was always going to result in a tie. They could have gauged impact, creativity, and execution on a scale that would have prevented the equal score. They're supposed to be smart...

I want a White Chicks 2, I don't care about their ages. The first movie was brilliant, and it is perfect for a sequel.

Why haven't we sent a break dancer into space where they can be a real ZERO G? I'm not even sorry.

I feel like movie concession counters could take efficiency tips from the DMV.

I'm trying to work "rowing" into my morning routine and I now realize why this work was once only performed by slaves.

Stomp the Yard has the same plot as Pitch Perfect.

I think this next Jurassic Park movie that inevitably fails will be the one where movie producers finally admit it was one good movie and never a franchise. LOL, suuuure.

"Katie was cursed? It was Malfoy."
*GASPs* from McGonnagal and Snape who both know full well his father is head Death Eater.

So Severus Snape WAS a true Death Eater. At some point he was like... yeah these guys are my people. Then later "killing mud bloods is fine but my boss killed my married obsession? THAT'S a little too far." How is this guy not a shit bag?

The vampires in Twilight are the peak of lame, but can we talk about the werewolves in Harry Potter? They're just lanky dogs.

Watching Trading Spaces then Die Hard and you realize the security guy selling frozen orange juice reports made his way to captain of the LAPD.

Joker 2 feels like what happens when executive producers don't understand how the original was successful, so they just rubber stamp... whatever.

10 min into Subservience, husband buys Megan Fox as the cyborg model of choice and wife is like "sure"... I've never seen anything less believable.

So, I guess I'm watching Space Goonies now. I mean, okay.