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DurkVash se queda en BlueSky
@durkvash.bsky.social
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Corrector de día, corrector de noche. Todos los hierros en el fuego. FP: Noppy, Banner: Jujutsu Kaisen
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durkvash.bsky.social
"nEvEr iNtEnDeD To cAuSe aNy hArM" gotta be the most fucking dumbfounding excuse.
Motherfucker, maybe ask details about who you are detaining beforehand? Or like, see it's a child? And like, don't put your *ADULT WEIGHT* on him?
Also, absolutely ghoulish calling the police over *a literal child*.
Excerpt from the news article reading: "The officer "knew nothing about [the child] prior to the day in question, including his age or medical history," his attorney said in a statement sent to CBS News. "Unequivocally, he never intended to cause any harm to [the child] and did the best he could with the knowledge and training he possessed at the time, seeking only to help [the child] and diffuse the situation safely for everyone, including [the child]," the statement said"
May 11, 2024 at 1:19 PM
durkvash.bsky.social
Meme of a shrugging, white old man, in a red sweater, captiones "Guess I'll die then LOL"
May 7, 2024 at 5:51 PM
durkvash.bsky.social
Meme of Sonic next to a giant blue speech bubble that states: "My fucking god! These bitches gay! Good for them! Good for them!"
April 24, 2024 at 9:38 PM
durkvash.bsky.social
I mean, this isn't wrong, it is just offensive how loud it is about my waifu-ness
A shindan score for waifu components of this humble servant: Loving: 8 Attractive: 9 Cute: 8 Fashion: 10 Both the Horny and Teasing stats are off the chart The comment for the graph says: Durk is a jealousy-inducing waifu known for loving anime.
April 8, 2024 at 3:08 PM
durkvash.bsky.social
Template for the "Always has been" meme. It has two astrounauts, presumably on the moon, looking at earth, one behind the other. The one behind holds a gun, pointing it at their unsuspecting space companion, as if ready to shoot.
April 3, 2024 at 10:08 PM
durkvash.bsky.social
I whipped this up in a couple minutes here
mtgcardsmith.com
Maybe you can upload a full white image or something to make it a bit easier to edit
A fake Magic The Gathering card, named Aguacate Volador, costs 2R, and it is a Legendary Creature -Vampire. The art is a painted cristal work dalek. Since it is only to show how a card creation page works, it has no other text or information.
April 1, 2024 at 10:53 AM
durkvash.bsky.social
leap day post frog
Drawing of a sleepy frog with a sleeping starry hat
February 29, 2024 at 4:48 PM
durkvash.bsky.social
advertise your account with just one image
Team Fortress 2 meme of Scout behind text saying "well i can comprehend these manmade horrors perfectly fine so idk maybe you have a skill issue or smth"
February 9, 2024 at 3:03 PM
durkvash.bsky.social
She can become a frog with frogs on her clothing. Is this good enough?
Suwako Moriya, from Touhou. She wears a pruple dress with white, ample sleeves. On the purple part, there are 3 frogs dancing. Her hair is straw blond, short, with 2 ribbons tying hear on the sides of her face. She wears a hat with a short brim, topped by 2 googly, frog eyes. Her skin is manga white.
February 2, 2024 at 2:21 PM
durkvash.bsky.social
Please do! They're great! You might, however, get corn empanadas, which are common to all Colombia, rather than Bogotan ones. Corn ones look like this, and they are way crunchier.
Corn empanadas from Colombia. One of them is cut in the middle, showing a meat filling. They are served with lemon and hot sauce (apparently, peanut hot sauce)
January 24, 2024 at 11:05 PM
durkvash.bsky.social
tell me where you were born using just one image of food
4 empanadas, accompanied with hot salsa and guac. More specifically, these are Bogotan empanadas, from the capital of Colombia, which are filled differently from empanadas in other parts of Colombia
January 24, 2024 at 7:46 PM
durkvash.bsky.social
Oh, I was thinking of this specifically, from one of the openings. They later have a dog, so my brain went further than what actually is part of it, but yeah.
Capture from Stardust Crusaders' opening, in which the 5 protagonists are layered, similarly to the art on Keezy's post, but looking left instead
January 17, 2024 at 5:25 PM
durkvash.bsky.social
Anime girl crying and screaming, on black, cyan and magenta shades, captioned with "I wish these manmade horrors actually were beyond my comprehension"
January 16, 2024 at 8:08 PM
durkvash.bsky.social
Feeling an ultimate dread for an existence split from human experience, feeling the pointlessness of society and identity, while dancing to our impending doom?
I mean, I already live like that, just wanted to confirm if my death is consistent.
Album art for META, by PinocchioP, in which different colored dolls of Hatsune Miku fill a white space surrounding the rounded lettering for META
January 16, 2024 at 7:56 PM
durkvash.bsky.social
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last tv show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?

I'll be perfectly fine. Maybe a bit psychologically scarred for life, but fine.
The team from Criminal Minds
January 12, 2024 at 10:13 PM
durkvash.bsky.social
You gotta try replying to the first post. It looks like this
Crop of a screenshot. It shows the clipboard of an Android phone with an emoticon copied, which looks lile a fluffy cat blushing, with its tiny hands dropping at its sides, and a heart next to the emoticon.
January 12, 2024 at 3:57 PM
durkvash.bsky.social
Finally I was able to upload. These are some examples of the style of Hirohiko Araki in the last 3 parts of his manga series, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. The one human nose you postes reminds me of the shape and shadowing Araki uses, as well as of his nostrils.
Picture of Gyro Zeppeli from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Steel Ball Run Picture of Dragona Joestar, from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: The JoJoLands Picture of Johnny Joestar, from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Steel Ball Run Picture of Josuke (Gappy) Higashikata, from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: JoJolion
January 9, 2024 at 7:25 PM
durkvash.bsky.social
Tenga sus monas chinas, joven. Que se mejore
Imagen de dos personajes de Sora no Otoshimono
January 2, 2024 at 4:07 PM
durkvash.bsky.social
No solo no lo haré sobre un libro, sino que lo haré en español.
La Revista 20/20 es una publicación periódica de textos literarios, de prosa y líricos, que tiene el fin de publicar autores con poca carrera, para conocer qué se está escribiendo hoy día en Colombia y, ocasionalmente, en hispanoamerica
5to número de la revista Colección 20/20, sobre Color. La cubierta es una imagen de espacios cuadrangulares flotando en el espacio, conectados entre sí por escaleras, cada uno como si fuera pequeñas parte de un centro comercial; en uno de los pisos superiores, un aviso de luz de neon azul dice "COLOR". Todo sobre un fondo degradado de violeta a púrpura. Imagen de los números 2, 3 y 4 de la revista, Amor, Vacío y Tiempo. Tiempo, en el tope, tiene en su cubierta una ilustración de un craneo de venado, la mitad hacia el espectador es de hueso descubierto, mientras la otra todavía tiene piel; está en medio de un desierto, el cielo es un atardecer que le da a un cielo oscuro unos cuantos reflejos de color naranja.
December 31, 2023 at 1:35 PM
durkvash.bsky.social
Without downloading any new viruses, what is your vibe going into 2024?
Anime girl, with a cyberpunk color palette of blue and magenta, crying, with overimposed text reading "i wish these manmade horrors actually were beyond my comprehension"
December 31, 2023 at 12:19 AM
durkvash.bsky.social
I started following you pretty recently, so I'd go for any of these.
Short comic by Chloe, in which a falling autumn leaf touches an index finger with black nail polish and starts to transform with a burst of magic (panels 1-3, horizontally distributed in the top 1/3 of the page). Magic starts whirling around the transforming leaf, which starts to become a butterfly, and starts landing on the same hand as before (panels 4 and 5, on the left bottom, vertically distributed, take about 5/8 of the page). Finally, you see a pan of the witch that transformed the leaf. She's sitting on the grass, some distance away from the tree that the leaf fell from, watching the orange butterfly on her hand. She wears a shirt, a vest with a floral pattern and jeans (panel 6, the remaining space on the page, bottom right). The whole comic takes place in a late evening setting. A short-haired blonde woman in a suit reminiscent of marichi, in pink with white flowers, walking in the air to the right, with black coloured magic surrounding her feet and right hand, and with a sort of black magic explosion on her left hand. A scene of a knight, with her armor in black, in a background of skulls and flowers, both equally big. Her hair seems to be black. All the colours in the image are shades of grey/black and pink highlights.
December 26, 2023 at 11:01 AM
durkvash.bsky.social
Don't be
(I can't believe I could find this again)
Pan's Labyrinth monter, The Pale Man, modified to look kawaii. Its hand eyes are replaces by big anime eyes, and it has flushed cheeks. In front of it, cute lights enhance the kawaii of it all. A true monster to bump into while running under the wilting sakura at the end of fall.
December 19, 2023 at 10:55 PM
durkvash.bsky.social
I wish I was always as sure as right now
Tumblr post by user acegender, which reads "explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like "male", "female", "nonbinary", "masculine", "feminine" or "androgynous". go!"
December 12, 2023 at 12:57 AM
durkvash.bsky.social
Post a picture that has your energy - Not a selfie.
Image split in half, in the top you can see Occidental Philosopher Emmanuel Kant, in the bottom, Oriental Conqueror Genghis Khan, both are head and shoulders portraits. Words are imposed upon the image, which read "Emmanuel Kant, but maybe Genghis Khan".
December 10, 2023 at 9:23 PM
durkvash.bsky.social
Judge me, y'all
Spotify 2023 wrapped for durkvash Top artisits are C Tangana, Gorillaz, OK Go, Franz Ferdinand and Daft Punk Top songs are KICK BACK (Kenshi Yonezu), Take Me Out (Franz Ferdinand), The Dark of the Matinee (Franz Ferdinand), Demasiadas Mujeres (C Tangana) and Psycho Killer - Acoustic ver. (Talking Heads) Total time: 21287 minutes Main genre: Rock
November 29, 2023 at 5:22 PM