Durd E. Draws
durdydraws.bsky.social
Durd E. Draws
@durdydraws.bsky.social
I game. I code. I buy things people like and resell them later for higher prices. I smoke weed. I haven't worked a steady job since 10/1/2010. And I don't ever intend to again.
College football gambling has been very very good to me. Today's tip: always take the University of South Carolina to cover a spread, but never to win outright.
October 29, 2025 at 1:24 AM
What's up with Coach Drink's lip? Looks like he enjoys his tacos with extra cheese.

#AlabamavsMizzou #RollTide
October 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
In a world before #OnlyFans existed, finding out if someone had online naughty pics was a lot harder.

"Excuse me. Where can one view you nude?"

Jesus! You might even come off as a creep if the subject in question cops an attitude.

Today? "Hey. What's your #Onlyfans?"

Ahh, simplicity.
September 28, 2025 at 4:06 AM
MAGA shares a God, a goal and all their tactics of terror and intimidation with the Third Reich.

But don't call them Nazis!

Guess they have to be mediocre at painting German Shepherds first.
September 27, 2025 at 10:07 PM
First #concert and best #concert you saw?

First: ZZ Top w/Jackyl opening: October 8th 1995.
Best: Metallica w/ Lamb of God opening and an appearance by Lemmy: September 14, 2009.
September 14, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Chances are, you live near something cool. As a Tennessean, the ugliness of the local populace is dwarfed by the natural beauty all around me.

Between Cookeville and Gainesboro is a meteor crater that's millions of years old. Probably still has rare minerals if you dig around.

What's near you?
September 14, 2025 at 4:34 AM
The heavyset #fairy in the Sparkle paper towel commercials is pretty. Jiggle on, big magic girl.
June 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Nobody deserves to be disowned by their family.

Except goth kids. The sooner the better.
April 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
All I want out of life is to see Morgan Wallen eaten by wolves after being sodomized by bears.
March 31, 2025 at 3:08 PM
At this point, if you know a conservative caucasian christian; You know a racist, a rapist and a klansman. Full top.

#theyrethesame
#canthaveonewithouttheother
Republican Minnesota state Sen. Justin Eichorn charged after prostitution sting arrest
A Republican Minnesota state senator arrested earlier this week after an alleged attempt to solicit sex from a minor faces federal charges.
www.cbsnews.com
March 19, 2025 at 8:40 PM