Dunks
@dunks00.bsky.social
Confused bystander. Generally numb but always polite and cheerful. 🙄 I teach people on pooters. I particularly like hard core dub reggae. Old skool. But then, I'm old.
Malcolm is SO doing the Walk of Shame.
January 31, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Malcolm is SO doing the Walk of Shame.
Oh, poor Baby! The Cone of Shame! ☹️
(Still, it's in pretty blue which suits.)
(Still, it's in pretty blue which suits.)
January 30, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Oh, poor Baby! The Cone of Shame! ☹️
(Still, it's in pretty blue which suits.)
(Still, it's in pretty blue which suits.)
"Kristi Noem is a complete... __________"
I can complete that sentence. Can you?
I can complete that sentence. Can you?
January 30, 2026 at 5:57 PM
"Kristi Noem is a complete... __________"
I can complete that sentence. Can you?
I can complete that sentence. Can you?
I'd like to see a dodgy South Asian bootleg video of it, recorded in the cinema with a hand-held device and then plastered with adverts all over the screen like in the 1980s-90s. That would be fitting. 🙂
January 29, 2026 at 6:14 PM
I'd like to see a dodgy South Asian bootleg video of it, recorded in the cinema with a hand-held device and then plastered with adverts all over the screen like in the 1980s-90s. That would be fitting. 🙂
Mine are starved daily. I'm inhumane and unfit to serve them and I'm a scourge on all cats. Daily.
January 16, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Mine are starved daily. I'm inhumane and unfit to serve them and I'm a scourge on all cats. Daily.
I swear for years one of mine was trying to kill me. Leaping to a stair two down from where I was descending and refusing to move meaning I had to overstep by one, risking my balance. He'd look at me like: "I'm getting your inheritance, me and Mum will elope." The little...
January 2, 2026 at 6:27 PM
I swear for years one of mine was trying to kill me. Leaping to a stair two down from where I was descending and refusing to move meaning I had to overstep by one, risking my balance. He'd look at me like: "I'm getting your inheritance, me and Mum will elope." The little...
Oh! The toe-stretch! Gets me every time! 😻
December 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Oh! The toe-stretch! Gets me every time! 😻
I think Sun Tzu said similar, didn't he?
December 29, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I think Sun Tzu said similar, didn't he?
*GASPS*
Knives Out is Rick Rolling us???
Outstanding!!! 😂😂😂
Knives Out is Rick Rolling us???
Outstanding!!! 😂😂😂
December 29, 2025 at 4:11 PM
*GASPS*
Knives Out is Rick Rolling us???
Outstanding!!! 😂😂😂
Knives Out is Rick Rolling us???
Outstanding!!! 😂😂😂
There aren't many people in the world who can genuinely claim to be 'holier than thou' but I'm sure the Pope is at the top of the shortlist?
December 25, 2025 at 2:27 PM
There aren't many people in the world who can genuinely claim to be 'holier than thou' but I'm sure the Pope is at the top of the shortlist?
So can I now write finally write my 'Bumble bees bumping around, trapped in my conservatory' now? Or 'Mosquitos whining around my bedroom, pissing me off'? Those are pressing titles close to my heart.
December 11, 2025 at 2:45 PM
So can I now write finally write my 'Bumble bees bumping around, trapped in my conservatory' now? Or 'Mosquitos whining around my bedroom, pissing me off'? Those are pressing titles close to my heart.
I think it's hilarious! MTG without shame screaming: But then the leopards wanted to eat MY face, after all I'd done!
Sorry Marge, leopards will be leopards.
Sorry Marge, leopards will be leopards.
December 7, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I think it's hilarious! MTG without shame screaming: But then the leopards wanted to eat MY face, after all I'd done!
Sorry Marge, leopards will be leopards.
Sorry Marge, leopards will be leopards.
And, of course, one of the many heroes in Captain Corelli's Mandolin! 😀
December 7, 2025 at 9:20 PM
And, of course, one of the many heroes in Captain Corelli's Mandolin! 😀
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up!
December 7, 2025 at 2:25 PM
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up!
You can simply *feel* Trump's jealousy. It permeates the atmosphere like the CMB in the universe. The hateful jealousy is a mighty force! Easily solved with a cereal pack medal that looks so lovely adorned around a flbby orange neck. 🙂
December 7, 2025 at 2:22 PM
You can simply *feel* Trump's jealousy. It permeates the atmosphere like the CMB in the universe. The hateful jealousy is a mighty force! Easily solved with a cereal pack medal that looks so lovely adorned around a flbby orange neck. 🙂
I, for one, welcome our feline overlords.
(This is Misti.)
(This is Misti.)
December 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I, for one, welcome our feline overlords.
(This is Misti.)
(This is Misti.)