I can't sleep. Combination of insomnia, anxiety/excitement about the upcoming con, and anxiety/excitement about finishing my suit head. Oh, and I'm rampantly horny too. Can't forget that one. Here, see for yourself~ 🐶🦴

#irlnudes #penis #ineedtorutsomeoneasap

What's a suit without...paws?~

I spent an HOUR shaving this single paw until it looked satisfactory (and feels much softer!) and I am so worn out on this whole suit-refurbishing thing that I need a good belly rub. Which one of you...or multiple of you...wants to come rub dad's tummy? 🐶

#irl #belly

You may not like it, but this is what peak "fat breeder dog" performance looks like. Okay, maybe not 𝙥𝙚𝙖𝙠 performance, but like...85% of the way up the summit! Listen to those heavy balls slap against my thighs, that's gotta at least count for something right? 🐶

#irlnudes #belly #balls #fatdogwoof

After three weeks of not getting off (stress is a hell of a mood killer, y'all!) I decided last night to at least give it a shot...and as you can see in the following video, I did indeed shoot 🫣 this old mutt's still got it! Now, who needs a good filling? 🐶

#irlnudes #masturbation #cumshot

4:50am on a Monday morning and this old mutt can't sleep, so y'all get a special peek under the covers...well, uh, through the pjs would be more appropriate. The boys are hanging heavy and low. Plenty of snoot and/or tongue real estate, so dive on in, pup! 🐶

#irlnudes #balls

Posted this elsewhere as a reply to one of y'all on here (dunno if you want the tag!) who requested to inspect dad balls and you know I simply had to oblige!

They're big, they're heavy, they smell GREAT, they're soft, and they're fun to play with! What're you waiting for, kiddo? 🐶

#irlnudes #balls

Couldn't sleep, so I crept off to the (horribly fluorescent) hotel bathroom to rub one out. It's been a...well, a while...and I think that might become very apparent as you watch this video 🫣 idk y'all I think I might need supplements or something...kidding of course 🐶💦

#irlnudes #cumshot #damntho

Been a while since I've emptied these breeder balls, and while I've been able to push back against the horny for the most part as of recent, I just couldn't hold it back last night 🫣 looking at a good friend's nudes pushed me over the edge...and it was so gooooood. 🐶🦴💦

#irlnudes #masturbation #cum

I didn't just get this super cute tank top at AC, I also got something else...a nice snug pair of briefs that pretty accurately show off the amount of balls contained within em~ here, I'll whip em out to show you! 🐶🍒

#irlnudes #undies #balls

Celebrating #fatcockfriday by blowing an equally fat load that's been uh...two ish weeks in the making? I was edging a lot leading up to AC but then I never got to actually let loose...next time this has to get pumped balls-deep into someone 🐶🦴💦

#irlnudes #masturbation #cum #fcf