Klaus von Hohenloe
@dungeonnewbs.guide
I am the Dungeon Newb's Guide! I teach and talk about TTRPGS!
By day I am a voice actor! You might hear me in video games (Payday 2, Joyville 2, etc...) or on Youtube!
He/Him/? and a proud pansexual dynamo!
Compassion 1st, BLM, free Palestine, all the good
By day I am a voice actor! You might hear me in video games (Payday 2, Joyville 2, etc...) or on Youtube!
He/Him/? and a proud pansexual dynamo!
Compassion 1st, BLM, free Palestine, all the good
My partner was trying to remember the name of an actor, and said "I think it's Fred Nice??"
We both laughed at how wrong yet close she was...
We both laughed at how wrong yet close she was...
November 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
My partner was trying to remember the name of an actor, and said "I think it's Fred Nice??"
We both laughed at how wrong yet close she was...
We both laughed at how wrong yet close she was...
I'm more of a Unico in the Island of Magic fan personally, but I respect the hell out of this choice! Unico fans, unite!!!
November 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I'm more of a Unico in the Island of Magic fan personally, but I respect the hell out of this choice! Unico fans, unite!!!
Been up since 3am. I am tired, but I cannot sleep. Brain is stressy. No thank you, I don't care for this.
But hey, at least I turned it into productivity. Yay.
But hey, at least I turned it into productivity. Yay.
November 6, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Been up since 3am. I am tired, but I cannot sleep. Brain is stressy. No thank you, I don't care for this.
But hey, at least I turned it into productivity. Yay.
But hey, at least I turned it into productivity. Yay.
Moves like this are why I am so excited.
Could you do this in other games? Sure. Plenty of games look at a GM and say "On a success or miss... figure it out!"
But I love a game that gives you specific results because it feels more transparent for players and gives the MC(GM) clear options.
Could you do this in other games? Sure. Plenty of games look at a GM and say "On a success or miss... figure it out!"
But I love a game that gives you specific results because it feels more transparent for players and gives the MC(GM) clear options.
October 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Moves like this are why I am so excited.
Could you do this in other games? Sure. Plenty of games look at a GM and say "On a success or miss... figure it out!"
But I love a game that gives you specific results because it feels more transparent for players and gives the MC(GM) clear options.
Could you do this in other games? Sure. Plenty of games look at a GM and say "On a success or miss... figure it out!"
But I love a game that gives you specific results because it feels more transparent for players and gives the MC(GM) clear options.
I quite liked KPop Demon Hunters when I saw it. After seeing this, I love it.
There is nothing inherently wrong with the idea of a live action version of animated stuff, but I just love to see animators stating how some stuff just works better/only works as animation.
There is nothing inherently wrong with the idea of a live action version of animated stuff, but I just love to see animators stating how some stuff just works better/only works as animation.
October 14, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I quite liked KPop Demon Hunters when I saw it. After seeing this, I love it.
There is nothing inherently wrong with the idea of a live action version of animated stuff, but I just love to see animators stating how some stuff just works better/only works as animation.
There is nothing inherently wrong with the idea of a live action version of animated stuff, but I just love to see animators stating how some stuff just works better/only works as animation.
Youtube/Tiktok chefs: "Next we're gonna add around 1 to 2 tablespoons of oil...I'll just eyeball it..."
October 14, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Youtube/Tiktok chefs: "Next we're gonna add around 1 to 2 tablespoons of oil...I'll just eyeball it..."
I got Little Rocket Lab, which is like Stardew Valley meets Factorio, and I can already tell that I'm going to like this game, because your character gets tired at 10pm, instead of friggin midnight or 1am. This is a character I can relate to.
October 12, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I got Little Rocket Lab, which is like Stardew Valley meets Factorio, and I can already tell that I'm going to like this game, because your character gets tired at 10pm, instead of friggin midnight or 1am. This is a character I can relate to.
Michael Rapino just bought himself a ticket to the GoFuckYourself concert. VIP (Very Irritating Prick).
September 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Michael Rapino just bought himself a ticket to the GoFuckYourself concert. VIP (Very Irritating Prick).
I will always, aaaalways encourage a tres leches cake, especially if you have a great supermercado in the area with those cases full of gorgeous, in house made cakes. Was literally just talking to my partner about getting one for my birthday...
August 29, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I will always, aaaalways encourage a tres leches cake, especially if you have a great supermercado in the area with those cases full of gorgeous, in house made cakes. Was literally just talking to my partner about getting one for my birthday...
Adobe has spent the last decade training in the Hyperbolic Enshitification Chamber, making sure everything they make is as close to unusable as possible, while costing as much as they can possibly get away with.
August 22, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Adobe has spent the last decade training in the Hyperbolic Enshitification Chamber, making sure everything they make is as close to unusable as possible, while costing as much as they can possibly get away with.
There IS an extension for it called "Decked!" that allows for some custom card stuff, though how *easy* it is to set up is hard to say. I was planning on using it to test a game I'm working on but have yet to actually try figuring it out.
August 12, 2025 at 2:07 PM
There IS an extension for it called "Decked!" that allows for some custom card stuff, though how *easy* it is to set up is hard to say. I was planning on using it to test a game I'm working on but have yet to actually try figuring it out.
In this case, it looks to be because of the AI you are using. I just tested it on Google, which is using Gemini, and got the same oreO result. You used GPT5.
The point is less about the specific example, though, and more the overall unreliability of AI, I think.
The point is less about the specific example, though, and more the overall unreliability of AI, I think.
August 11, 2025 at 2:26 PM
In this case, it looks to be because of the AI you are using. I just tested it on Google, which is using Gemini, and got the same oreO result. You used GPT5.
The point is less about the specific example, though, and more the overall unreliability of AI, I think.
The point is less about the specific example, though, and more the overall unreliability of AI, I think.
How cool was I in high school? Uhhhh pretty coo!
August 8, 2025 at 2:29 PM
How cool was I in high school? Uhhhh pretty coo!
You see this post a title screen that is iconic to you.
I may be much more of a Castlevania fanboy, but as far as title screens go...you just can't top Super Metroid.
I may be much more of a Castlevania fanboy, but as far as title screens go...you just can't top Super Metroid.
August 7, 2025 at 2:06 PM
You see this post a title screen that is iconic to you.
I may be much more of a Castlevania fanboy, but as far as title screens go...you just can't top Super Metroid.
I may be much more of a Castlevania fanboy, but as far as title screens go...you just can't top Super Metroid.
This is all I can think of when I see artistically bankrupt techbros "improving" older media with AI.
August 2, 2025 at 12:17 PM
This is all I can think of when I see artistically bankrupt techbros "improving" older media with AI.
I might complain about Foundry being a bit of a gamble when it comes to games/mods working sometimes, but good golly, sometimes the folks in the community making these mods take things to the next level.
Look at this character sheet for the Legend in the Mist module. Tickles my brain. Lovely!
Look at this character sheet for the Legend in the Mist module. Tickles my brain. Lovely!
July 31, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I might complain about Foundry being a bit of a gamble when it comes to games/mods working sometimes, but good golly, sometimes the folks in the community making these mods take things to the next level.
Look at this character sheet for the Legend in the Mist module. Tickles my brain. Lovely!
Look at this character sheet for the Legend in the Mist module. Tickles my brain. Lovely!
I remember shortly after my "I Hate HP" video, someone comments on the image I had of a character with like...900HP, saying something like "This is such BS! Show me what character build gets that much HP!!" and like...I am near certain they were serious.
July 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I remember shortly after my "I Hate HP" video, someone comments on the image I had of a character with like...900HP, saying something like "This is such BS! Show me what character build gets that much HP!!" and like...I am near certain they were serious.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but the Tofurky Carne Asada is a friggin' home run. I enjoy Tofurky stuff, but I'm also aware that I don't see them fooling some who expected meat. But these Carne Asada steak bites? The texture and taste in a breakfast burrito this morning was shockingly close!
July 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but the Tofurky Carne Asada is a friggin' home run. I enjoy Tofurky stuff, but I'm also aware that I don't see them fooling some who expected meat. But these Carne Asada steak bites? The texture and taste in a breakfast burrito this morning was shockingly close!
Hey Discord, your new "perks" are...maybe the funniest waste of money I can imagine. I can spend $15 a month to allow the Roles to have holographic effects? Wowwy zowwy, lemme give you bank info!
I cancelled Nitro quite a while ago, as so many have. This, Discord, is not the way to win folks back.
I cancelled Nitro quite a while ago, as so many have. This, Discord, is not the way to win folks back.
June 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Hey Discord, your new "perks" are...maybe the funniest waste of money I can imagine. I can spend $15 a month to allow the Roles to have holographic effects? Wowwy zowwy, lemme give you bank info!
I cancelled Nitro quite a while ago, as so many have. This, Discord, is not the way to win folks back.
I cancelled Nitro quite a while ago, as so many have. This, Discord, is not the way to win folks back.
"I've been HERE the whole time...getting great deals on cheese and produce!"
June 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
"I've been HERE the whole time...getting great deals on cheese and produce!"
Look, I like a rustic, lumpy mashed potato with bits of potato peel in them, dangit! I'm sick of all these online chefs telling me how to make them better by putting them through a ricer and then a sieve so that my potatoes are smoother than baby food and can be eaten with a straw. GIVE. ME. LUMPS.
June 24, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Look, I like a rustic, lumpy mashed potato with bits of potato peel in them, dangit! I'm sick of all these online chefs telling me how to make them better by putting them through a ricer and then a sieve so that my potatoes are smoother than baby food and can be eaten with a straw. GIVE. ME. LUMPS.
Once every few years I am a Zero Inbox Person. Then gradually, over the years, I become history's greatest monster...
June 16, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Once every few years I am a Zero Inbox Person. Then gradually, over the years, I become history's greatest monster...