i’m getting off social media entirely until i fuck someone’s mom see y’all later
July 22, 2025 at 1:20 AM
i’m getting off social media entirely until i fuck someone’s mom see y’all later
i can’t fully articulate why just yet but a great chaos is nerd rap
July 21, 2025 at 1:53 PM
i can’t fully articulate why just yet but a great chaos is nerd rap
i’m actually into boys too it’s just my type is exclusively the twink that tried to get me to suck his dick in seventh grade
July 21, 2025 at 11:29 AM
i’m actually into boys too it’s just my type is exclusively the twink that tried to get me to suck his dick in seventh grade
so are Heckler & Koch hiring taste testers or what
July 20, 2025 at 8:58 PM
so are Heckler & Koch hiring taste testers or what
had my tits referred to as “elevator buttons” i’m scheduling that fucking consult
July 20, 2025 at 7:30 PM
had my tits referred to as “elevator buttons” i’m scheduling that fucking consult
being poly is cool cause i have beautiful women who are obligated to play ranked duos with me
July 20, 2025 at 3:48 PM
being poly is cool cause i have beautiful women who are obligated to play ranked duos with me
bpd meaning Bust (that) Pussy Down has been life changing info for a bitch like me
July 19, 2025 at 2:36 AM
bpd meaning Bust (that) Pussy Down has been life changing info for a bitch like me
progress not perfection 😌
July 17, 2025 at 1:37 PM
progress not perfection 😌
every time i’m mad at someone i either rotate them around in my head or imagine them burning in hell and that usually solves it
July 16, 2025 at 5:08 PM
every time i’m mad at someone i either rotate them around in my head or imagine them burning in hell and that usually solves it
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lovebombing is actually awesome you just have to date someone else who also does it
July 14, 2025 at 8:47 PM
lovebombing is actually awesome you just have to date someone else who also does it
got dangerously close to learning what agp means
July 15, 2025 at 10:19 PM
got dangerously close to learning what agp means
i wouldn’t call my girlfriend old but i do have to submit every tiktok i want to send her for peer review
July 15, 2025 at 2:34 PM
i wouldn’t call my girlfriend old but i do have to submit every tiktok i want to send her for peer review
we can’t fuck if your phone doesn’t go off at 8
July 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
we can’t fuck if your phone doesn’t go off at 8
recruiting a willing alcoholic for thursday please direct all inquiries and applications to elleswanezy@gmail.com
July 14, 2025 at 2:59 PM
recruiting a willing alcoholic for thursday please direct all inquiries and applications to elleswanezy@gmail.com
untreated bpd lowkey goated when loving too hard is the vibe
July 13, 2025 at 8:58 PM
untreated bpd lowkey goated when loving too hard is the vibe
who told the kids about furry tortas
July 13, 2025 at 7:51 PM
who told the kids about furry tortas
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erectile dysfunction isnt real you just dont love her
July 13, 2025 at 5:18 PM
erectile dysfunction isnt real you just dont love her
platonic day drinking would fix me
July 12, 2025 at 7:12 PM
platonic day drinking would fix me
every so often i see a woman so unbelievably beautiful that i understand Sean Kingston
July 11, 2025 at 7:15 PM
every so often i see a woman so unbelievably beautiful that i understand Sean Kingston
why did no one tell me ssris fuck up your heat tolerance my dumb ass got heatstroke at night
July 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
why did no one tell me ssris fuck up your heat tolerance my dumb ass got heatstroke at night
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a woman’s décolleté is holy ground for a fanatic like me
July 10, 2025 at 4:05 PM
a woman’s décolleté is holy ground for a fanatic like me
beautiful transsexual or hasidic woman. call it.
July 9, 2025 at 7:09 PM
beautiful transsexual or hasidic woman. call it.