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Duncan Smart
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Does someone over in SQL marketing need a nudge @scott.hanselman.com?
November 25, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I would say: The Stranglers' No More Heroes, David Bowie's Heroes, or Modern World by The Jam ... but they were more likely my older brother and sister's choices. I would have, aged 7, probably gone for Daddy Cool by Darts!
November 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I think there's a difference between being the "oh, you know, the guy who was in Ted Lasso" to being "Nick Mohammed"
November 8, 2025 at 7:07 AM
What does it say if you know the first one and the third one, but don't know what Eastenders has got to do with it?
November 8, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Reposted by Duncan Smart
I've been blaming memes for this, and I think it fits. A lot of the angriest people out there aren't actually consuming news, they're consuming news-flavored content, and the content is a funhouse mirror version of reality that they're mistaking for being real.
October 13, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Doorbell footage is shorthand for "security cam of some sort"
October 6, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Indeed careless that they outsourced to Tata Consultancy Services and laid off their existing IT staff much like Marks and Spencer, the Co-Op.
October 2, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Poor guy got phished by email from "support@npmjs.help" bsky.app/profile/bad-...
Yep, I've been pwned. 2FA reset email, looked very legitimate.

Only NPM affected. I've sent an email off to @npmjs.bsky.social to see if I can get access again.

Sorry everyone, I should have paid more attention. Not like me; have had a stressful week. Will work to get this cleaned up.
@bad-at-computer.bsky.social Hey. Your npm account seems to have been compromised. 1 hour ago it started posting packages with backdoors to all your popular packages.
September 8, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Very cool!
May 29, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Loved it, but the dialogue - to my quaint little British ears - is very hard to follow sometimes!
April 25, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Hope you can get your old Bitcoins off it 🤞
March 14, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Reposted by Duncan Smart
have you read this great piece? I think about it often... www.gawkerarchives.com/culture/i-sh...
I Should Be Able to Mute America
The rest of the world should not have to know the name Bari Weiss
www.gawkerarchives.com
March 13, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Commenters having a field day: "Another use of the H1-b visas for Elon". "...what he does best. Find the best person to do the job and take all the credit"
January 16, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Had to check it wasn't Fake Showbiz News
October 25, 2024 at 2:39 PM
Daughter's boyfriend is a result of a trawl Snapchat "adds" of posh private schools nearby (she has a type!)
October 6, 2024 at 8:45 PM
Yes, very much so. My son got into cycling during COVID, he enters himself into a race when lockdown restrictions lift. We turn up, I go off to pay for parking or something, I come back, he's joking around with these lads like old mates. Later "So, where do you know Huw and Spike from?" Instagram…
October 6, 2024 at 8:40 PM