Duncan
@duncancantdie.bsky.social
Learned Genetics real good. Finally putting it to good use.
Got a copy of the first time Terry Pratchett was ever published for my birthday. I’m made up.
November 20, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Got a copy of the first time Terry Pratchett was ever published for my birthday. I’m made up.
Can someone explain this to me? I’m in a shop and this is just… here.
September 26, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Can someone explain this to me? I’m in a shop and this is just… here.
All other megas: “I will achieve my peak form!!!”
Mega greninja: I’m upside down now
Mega greninja: I’m upside down now
September 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM
All other megas: “I will achieve my peak form!!!”
Mega greninja: I’m upside down now
Mega greninja: I’m upside down now
If they don’t make a goddam beanbag chair.
August 22, 2025 at 1:51 AM
If they don’t make a goddam beanbag chair.
Gotta take out the fire nation spy some how (with @missberyl.bsky.social and @darkpactcosplay.bsky.social)
July 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Gotta take out the fire nation spy some how (with @missberyl.bsky.social and @darkpactcosplay.bsky.social)
I got the sdcc mtg exclusive. Is this character important or something?
July 24, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I got the sdcc mtg exclusive. Is this character important or something?
These 2 guys were paying kids to run in the road in front of cars at SDCC for their 114 follower twitch stream. Anyone recognise them so we can get them banned? I was just walking past and saw it and they were fronting like they were huge streamers when they only had 4 viewers.
July 24, 2025 at 1:23 AM
These 2 guys were paying kids to run in the road in front of cars at SDCC for their 114 follower twitch stream. Anyone recognise them so we can get them banned? I was just walking past and saw it and they were fronting like they were huge streamers when they only had 4 viewers.
My Pepsi can was booby trapped (factory error didn’t fold the tab properly so it was razor sharp and sliced clean through my finger when I was opening)
April 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
My Pepsi can was booby trapped (factory error didn’t fold the tab properly so it was razor sharp and sliced clean through my finger when I was opening)
If asmongold wants to be a coal miner *this badly* why doesn’t he just go do it?
April 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
If asmongold wants to be a coal miner *this badly* why doesn’t he just go do it?
I laughed fully out loud at this @hermanmillergaming.bsky.social ad.
I literally own an embody, hitting the arm due to a gamer moment exactly like this is what broke the arm of my embody and the company that sold me the chair refused to honour the 8 year warranty.
Lmaoooooooo
I literally own an embody, hitting the arm due to a gamer moment exactly like this is what broke the arm of my embody and the company that sold me the chair refused to honour the 8 year warranty.
Lmaoooooooo
April 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I laughed fully out loud at this @hermanmillergaming.bsky.social ad.
I literally own an embody, hitting the arm due to a gamer moment exactly like this is what broke the arm of my embody and the company that sold me the chair refused to honour the 8 year warranty.
Lmaoooooooo
I literally own an embody, hitting the arm due to a gamer moment exactly like this is what broke the arm of my embody and the company that sold me the chair refused to honour the 8 year warranty.
Lmaoooooooo
Guys. Stop being mean to Elon. He’s a genius. Making his Tesla stock drop this hard is TERRORISM.
April 4, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Guys. Stop being mean to Elon. He’s a genius. Making his Tesla stock drop this hard is TERRORISM.
Help. I’ve slipped into an alternate timeline.
March 17, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Help. I’ve slipped into an alternate timeline.
You won’t buy Tesla products? *thats illegal*
March 11, 2025 at 11:18 PM
You won’t buy Tesla products? *thats illegal*
Trying as hard as possible to unlock Covid two, bird flu boogaloo.
March 7, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Trying as hard as possible to unlock Covid two, bird flu boogaloo.
You told someone that uses YouTube to connect with an audience of half a million that it was “rolling with fascists” while you still actively use twitter for less than 1k followers, 90% of whom are bots, when it’s owned by a literal nazi.
Please explain how that isn’t hypocritical?
Please explain how that isn’t hypocritical?
March 6, 2025 at 1:53 AM
You told someone that uses YouTube to connect with an audience of half a million that it was “rolling with fascists” while you still actively use twitter for less than 1k followers, 90% of whom are bots, when it’s owned by a literal nazi.
Please explain how that isn’t hypocritical?
Please explain how that isn’t hypocritical?
“Being a content creator on the only site where it is viable as a living is YouTube is facism but generative AI, which is funded by the *worst* billionaires and is *actively destroying the planet* is based and good”
This you?
You’ve literally never been politically active in your life. Stfu.
This you?
You’ve literally never been politically active in your life. Stfu.
March 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
“Being a content creator on the only site where it is viable as a living is YouTube is facism but generative AI, which is funded by the *worst* billionaires and is *actively destroying the planet* is based and good”
This you?
You’ve literally never been politically active in your life. Stfu.
This you?
You’ve literally never been politically active in your life. Stfu.
This might be the funniest accusation of all time.
February 28, 2025 at 11:22 AM
This might be the funniest accusation of all time.
This is why I gave up on debating these people.
“What if instead of a vaccine we used a vaccine”
Morons, anti-scientific luddites with the intelligence of blue cheese.
“What if instead of a vaccine we used a vaccine”
Morons, anti-scientific luddites with the intelligence of blue cheese.
December 31, 2024 at 4:36 PM
This is why I gave up on debating these people.
“What if instead of a vaccine we used a vaccine”
Morons, anti-scientific luddites with the intelligence of blue cheese.
“What if instead of a vaccine we used a vaccine”
Morons, anti-scientific luddites with the intelligence of blue cheese.
The collab you guys will never get again
November 25, 2024 at 2:58 AM
The collab you guys will never get again
Step 1: move to California for the weather
Step 2: invite your mother to stay with you for a holiday
Step 3:
Step 2: invite your mother to stay with you for a holiday
Step 3:
November 23, 2024 at 12:03 AM
Step 1: move to California for the weather
Step 2: invite your mother to stay with you for a holiday
Step 3:
Step 2: invite your mother to stay with you for a holiday
Step 3: