rattus.sapiens
duncan-lucas.bsky.social
rattus.sapiens
@duncan-lucas.bsky.social
Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
We used to do a thing called agitprop.

We used to do a thing called ‘street theatre’.

Stand aside.

The recent protests in Portland featuring inflatable frog costumes transcends both forms mentioned above.

Ladies, gentlemen, others, I give you …

Amphitheatre
October 18, 2025 at 10:55 PM
September 12, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Oops.

To be caught doing secret security shit on Signal once is unfortunate, and that was the once that we knew about.

Whoops.

A second Signal security shitstorm—that we know about, now—is more than mere coincidence.

*le sigh*

Hegseth should be long gone.

‘Muh bad..!’ doesn’t cut it any more.
April 21, 2025 at 3:57 AM
So… SCOTUS, how’s that declaration of ‘Presidential Immunity’ working’ out for ya..?
April 16, 2025 at 11:36 PM
So…

TFG wants a ‘huge, beautiful, powerful, very powerful, like no-one’s ever seen before’ military parade in Washington DC for the regrettable occasion of his birthday…

Here is a training video for any troops considering their future as veterans following their service.
Sadat Assassination اغتيال السادات
YouTube video by seniorsam
youtu.be
April 11, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Tariffs on, tariffs off, tariffs on again.

Predictably, the ‘market’ reacts by plunging, climbing, plunging again..,

My bet is on TFG’s insiders are making out like gangbusters by dint of massive amounts of insider trading. 🧵⬇️
March 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
March 3, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Fuck no.

Zelensky didn’t have a ‘spat’ with TFG.

TFG and his barking chihuahua ambushed Zelensky in an attempt to humiliate and humble him in front of the world’s cameras.

The only spat here was the saliva that TFG showered Zelensky with.

К черту Путина

Слава Україні!

#FuckTrump
#FuckPutin
March 1, 2025 at 11:25 PM
That.
Phuquing.
Qunt.

Five Minute News breaks it down.

It’s a smidge over 12 minutes, but I’ll allow it.

youtu.be/9067bBL8cUc?...
Trump threatens Zelenskyy with World War 3 in premeditated ambush.
YouTube video by FIVE MINUTE NEWS
youtu.be
March 1, 2025 at 12:23 AM
When can we start calling it ‘Elongate’..?
February 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Spotted this downtown t’other day.

Gave me positive feels for the day ahead.
February 23, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Given that this so-called DOGE troll exercise is not addressing actual corruption (like President Musk's multi-billion defence contracts), I suggest renaming it to the Department Of Chaos Headed by Elon.

DOUCHE

That's much better.
February 14, 2025 at 4:39 AM
So, if Totally Not A Nazi Salute Musk uses ‘autism’ as a (disgraceful) excuse for his Totally Not A Nazi Salute, then doesn’t that make his elevation to the ludicrous Department Of Government Efficiency a DEI hire..?
January 31, 2025 at 9:20 PM
January 17, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Bluesky, Day 2

I’m here, questioning my life choices.

Social media provides opportunity to ‘meet’/network with people we would probably never get to see in real life.

Some of those random ‘friends’ have turned into useful and valuable distance-mediated relationships.

Still figuring this one out.
January 9, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I will mostly be posting the following…

Updates on the resident cats at Swamp Castle,
Tales from Capitalism Towers,
The occasional ‘it’ll be finished soon’ modelling update,
General musings, ramblings, and occasional insights on the idiocy of politics and culture, and
Anything that takes my fancy.
January 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM