Dumpsty McFire
@dumpstymcfire.bsky.social
I’m A Dumpster Fire! I Recognize All That Is Dumpster Fire In The World!
If it sounds too crazy to be true, it probably is.
January 14, 2026 at 8:47 PM
If it sounds too crazy to be true, it probably is.
Wasn’t it Trump who said that the people coming in are drug dealer and lunatics from insane asylums? But I’m sure everyone from Venezuela is cool!
January 5, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Wasn’t it Trump who said that the people coming in are drug dealer and lunatics from insane asylums? But I’m sure everyone from Venezuela is cool!
So is that a tax write off?
January 2, 2026 at 12:36 AM
So is that a tax write off?
You forgot to throw in a couple of Bidens.
December 18, 2025 at 4:03 AM
You forgot to throw in a couple of Bidens.
Promote Synergy!
December 9, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Promote Synergy!
Ooh a battle of the TJs! 🍿
December 9, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Ooh a battle of the TJs! 🍿
Hahaha he had his stupid fuckin FIFA trophy there 😂
December 7, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Hahaha he had his stupid fuckin FIFA trophy there 😂
“Just give me my fuckin food!” -Cat
December 7, 2025 at 8:15 AM
“Just give me my fuckin food!” -Cat
Yeah unfortunately there’s a whole lineage behind him of obnoxious people with the same name. It could be centuries.
December 7, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Yeah unfortunately there’s a whole lineage behind him of obnoxious people with the same name. It could be centuries.
And catastrophic. He probably thinks that’s a word that means eating cats like when a Haitian does it.
December 6, 2025 at 6:34 PM
And catastrophic. He probably thinks that’s a word that means eating cats like when a Haitian does it.
Congratulations To Them! What a high honor!
December 5, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Congratulations To Them! What a high honor!
Oh so I guess that award immediately means nothing. Let’s see how many random brown people get arrested during the world cup!
December 5, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Oh so I guess that award immediately means nothing. Let’s see how many random brown people get arrested during the world cup!
One of my goals is to live long enough to see it. I’m 42, but I fear he’s gonna live to like 105.
December 4, 2025 at 11:19 PM
One of my goals is to live long enough to see it. I’m 42, but I fear he’s gonna live to like 105.
It really is the grossest thing.
December 4, 2025 at 11:13 PM
It really is the grossest thing.
Also maybe it’s time to end the “Sleepy” Joe Biden nickname.
December 4, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Also maybe it’s time to end the “Sleepy” Joe Biden nickname.