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maggie
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I am normal and can be trusted with Dune lore
has anyone made a “girl so confusing” edit of What Ever Happened To Baby Jane or do I have to do everything myself
January 31, 2025 at 3:01 PM
feelings and phrases that are gender neutral to me:

-“dudes rock”
-“365 party girl”
-“hell yeah brother”
-“ok diva”
January 20, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I am bravely one of the only people in my friend group who doesn’t think Lily Rose Depp has iphone face
December 30, 2024 at 6:12 PM
I’m just gonna start appropriating romantic gestures but with my friends. 2025 we’re keeping the homies’ hair in lockets and swapping blood vial necklaces, everyone be warned
December 29, 2024 at 3:33 AM
urgently need to look like this right now or I will die, thanks-management
December 17, 2024 at 11:06 PM
where are the niche fragrance girlinas on this app, I gotta know if the Nosferatu perfume is worth it
December 7, 2024 at 11:56 PM
found out the much younger guy at work who got hired at the same time as me is more senior than me and makes more money
December 2, 2024 at 4:37 AM
eating food late at night: wow, just like Anthony Bourdain
November 24, 2024 at 10:18 PM
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A-frame
Benson, AZ
November 24, 2024 at 6:06 PM
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Ed Balls
November 17, 2024 at 8:41 PM
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alright...let's do it. your neighborhood perfume genie here reporting for my shift. tell me a memory, feeling, song, film scene, etc, that you want to evoke with a scent, and i'll find you a perfume (sample) for that. let's see if this works.
November 14, 2024 at 2:03 PM