I’ve fucked up enough on this app that I need everyone to know I’m intentionally posting this as a still. I do not want the gif. I want the eyes-closed-“bless”-Anne version happening
September 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I’ve fucked up enough on this app that I need everyone to know I’m intentionally posting this as a still. I do not want the gif. I want the eyes-closed-“bless”-Anne version happening
I’m watching The Little Drummer Girl, and this character in particular might have just ruined my whole life. Look how awkward you are, you hot little fuck
August 20, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I’m watching The Little Drummer Girl, and this character in particular might have just ruined my whole life. Look how awkward you are, you hot little fuck
Imagine being so hated that when you die, people are like, "good." Then imagine being so hated that when someone else dies, people look at you like, "
July 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Imagine being so hated that when you die, people are like, "good." Then imagine being so hated that when someone else dies, people look at you like, "
I don't generally care about awards, but I do love when someone I've decided is "mine" gets recognized. Like, "oh hey! My friend Daniel O'Brien got a nomination!" despite Daniel O'Brien being a stranger I used to read on a dick joke site. #Emmys
July 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I don't generally care about awards, but I do love when someone I've decided is "mine" gets recognized. Like, "oh hey! My friend Daniel O'Brien got a nomination!" despite Daniel O'Brien being a stranger I used to read on a dick joke site. #Emmys
I don’t think I’ve shared on this platform yet, but my strongest feeling about any movie ever is that The East fucked up by making their cult leader this hot. Are you kidding me? Of course I’d kill for this guy. Are you serious right now?
June 26, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I don’t think I’ve shared on this platform yet, but my strongest feeling about any movie ever is that The East fucked up by making their cult leader this hot. Are you kidding me? Of course I’d kill for this guy. Are you serious right now?
How dare you insult the man for writing a Divorced Dude's Hymn on the Divorced Dude High Holy Day, Will
June 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
How dare you insult the man for writing a Divorced Dude's Hymn on the Divorced Dude High Holy Day, Will
A coworker signed off from am meeting where we met the newest employees doing the greatest thing ever
June 10, 2025 at 11:19 PM
A coworker signed off from am meeting where we met the newest employees doing the greatest thing ever
If they wrote something this brutal about me, I’d go into hiding and I don’t even like the New York Times
June 5, 2025 at 3:01 PM
If they wrote something this brutal about me, I’d go into hiding and I don’t even like the New York Times
What even the fuck, Connections?
May 22, 2025 at 1:57 PM
What even the fuck, Connections?
S-honestly, Jer, you could’ve gone way bigger on this you need to tailor those pants and jacket to within an inch of their lives why no color you can do a deep red and throw some jewelry on this bitch but of course I’ll be into it do you see how attractive you are Jesus-IR
#MetGala
#MetGala
May 6, 2025 at 5:28 PM
S-honestly, Jer, you could’ve gone way bigger on this you need to tailor those pants and jacket to within an inch of their lives why no color you can do a deep red and throw some jewelry on this bitch but of course I’ll be into it do you see how attractive you are Jesus-IR
#MetGala
#MetGala
@tkhatesyou.bsky.social you’re responsible for this somehow
April 18, 2025 at 11:42 AM
@tkhatesyou.bsky.social you’re responsible for this somehow
My sworn enemy is this sentence from the Wikipedia entry for Ben Affleck’s The Accountant
April 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
My sworn enemy is this sentence from the Wikipedia entry for Ben Affleck’s The Accountant
Pete Hegseth next week, when his phone once again gets the better of him
March 25, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Pete Hegseth next week, when his phone once again gets the better of him