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and then I just never wore the dress again but it’s still in the closet ~7 years later
December 2, 2024 at 3:55 AM
and then I just never wore the dress again but it’s still in the closet ~7 years later
Eat Stuffing or Die Hard
November 25, 2024 at 4:45 AM
Eat Stuffing or Die Hard
When i hear “George Lucas” i picture this man
November 22, 2024 at 4:53 AM
When i hear “George Lucas” i picture this man
how i start lookin’ around the house the colder it gets outside
November 22, 2024 at 4:17 AM
how i start lookin’ around the house the colder it gets outside
Girl bosses all the way down
November 21, 2024 at 4:03 AM
Girl bosses all the way down
It was a real tragedy. For Macbeth in particular!
November 20, 2024 at 4:07 AM
It was a real tragedy. For Macbeth in particular!
ate too many pastries and continue to suffer for it
November 18, 2024 at 4:54 AM
ate too many pastries and continue to suffer for it
pharmacy technicians do not require any kind of higher education btw
November 16, 2024 at 1:40 AM
pharmacy technicians do not require any kind of higher education btw
the smile of a bog body
November 15, 2024 at 1:02 AM
the smile of a bog body
drinking, bitterly albeit wistfully thinking of the fucking ixi someone stole from me 21 years ago it's fiNE I'M FINE
December 2, 2023 at 5:53 AM
drinking, bitterly albeit wistfully thinking of the fucking ixi someone stole from me 21 years ago it's fiNE I'M FINE
Every Xmas at work we put up mini stockings for everyone. Every year the temporary structure falls down from the weight of the candies.
Five years in I finally made something for it and I think it came out pretty okay.
Five years in I finally made something for it and I think it came out pretty okay.
November 30, 2023 at 1:37 AM
Every Xmas at work we put up mini stockings for everyone. Every year the temporary structure falls down from the weight of the candies.
Five years in I finally made something for it and I think it came out pretty okay.
Five years in I finally made something for it and I think it came out pretty okay.
fuck you :(
November 30, 2023 at 1:04 AM
fuck you :(
Catnip in the Home Depot bag
November 26, 2023 at 8:29 PM
Catnip in the Home Depot bag
unthinkable
November 21, 2023 at 1:20 AM
unthinkable
Perlman was on to something
November 18, 2023 at 7:24 AM
Perlman was on to something
you like frosted rice, don’t you, squidward?
November 18, 2023 at 4:41 AM
you like frosted rice, don’t you, squidward?
you are privy to a great becoming
November 11, 2023 at 10:31 AM
you are privy to a great becoming
fireplace/heating pad combo proved too much and he was forced to move
October 28, 2023 at 11:02 PM
fireplace/heating pad combo proved too much and he was forced to move
I’ve stopped donating blood because I go into shock more and more often which is unpleasant.
Unfortunately Red Cross appears to have dozens of numbers to call me from.
Unfortunately Red Cross appears to have dozens of numbers to call me from.
October 27, 2023 at 4:20 AM
I’ve stopped donating blood because I go into shock more and more often which is unpleasant.
Unfortunately Red Cross appears to have dozens of numbers to call me from.
Unfortunately Red Cross appears to have dozens of numbers to call me from.
