I’d have to peel my face off and start over

Warm overhead lighting is hard to come by

I’m not hot in harsh overhead lighting. :(

This is republican coded

They’re mad that we can form coherent opinions. So they ban free speech.

They’re mad that racial minorities outperform them. So they blame and ban DEI.

Man I think we’ve all caught on to that.

That’s because he thinks everyone mates with his daughters like he does. Can’t be mixed rice if you don’t mix 🤷🏻‍♀️

But Andrew Tate looks white. If we inform Trump that he’s half black, we might see something different

She heard traffic ticket and saw her opportunity to take advantage of the true, genuine stupidity of their base

Now we need to see other prominent institutions refuse to capitulate. Cornell & Northwestern- let’s go

Oh and one more thing I hope that banning life saving transgender healthcare leads to your HRT being canceled and your hubs going bald, losing his boner, and you growing a mustache and a front butt

Ultimately, I hope every misfortune and deprivation of rights you’ve wished on others comes back to ruin you. To truly ruin you and your life. I hope it feels utterly hopeless. I hope you beg god why in the pulpit. I hope you look at your fugly selves and know it’s ur fault.

I hope you watch black people continue to surpass you in every aspect of life because the issue wasn’t DEI, the issue was that theyre just fucking better than you. I hope you want a divorce and can’t get one bc you’re in a state where it’s banned.

I hope you can’t vote because your married name doesn’t match your birth certificate. I hope you watch your kids struggle to sound out the word “jump” when they’re 13 years old because you wanted no more DOE. I hope they can’t get any loans and you have no money.

I hope that you lose your job because of funding cuts. I hope that your retirement account is drained. I hope that your Republican grandma can’t get in touch with the SSA about her missing checks because she doesn’t understand how Twitter support works.

-get a simple MRI. I hope your car breaks down and the car parts simply cost too much. I hope you buy a Tesla and go broke just for it to malfunction. I hope that bitch gets rusty. I hope you make one criticism of The Administration and you get shunned from your cult.

I hope you get third world healthcare in your shitty Texas state hospital and you get an easily preventable infection from a minor abrasion or some shit. I hope they run out of antibiotics. I hope the machines cost too much because we fucked w china and now you can’t-

-but without it, you just die 🤷🏻‍♀️
I hope your water supply has the most shit in it. I hope your supplements are tainted because there’s no FDA. I hope your viagra pills are laced. I hope you need a D&C for a fibroid and they won’t give you one.