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In #Arizona #USA, it is illegal to promote the use of, or own more than, six dildos. #dumblaws
March 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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In #NorthCarolina #US, #bingo games shall not last more than 5 hours. #dumblaws
March 21, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Doughnut holes are not to be sold in Lehigh #Nebraska #US. #dumblaws
March 16, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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It is illegal to fart in #Malawi. #dumblaws
March 16, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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According to #WestVirginia law in the #US, it is illegal to whistle or sing underwater. #dumblaws
March 11, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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In #Connecticut #USA, it’s illegal for a barber to hum a tune while cutting your hair. #dumblaws
March 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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In #Toronto #Canada, it is illegal to drag a dead horse down Yonge Street in Toronto on a Sunday. #dumblaws
March 8, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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In #Russia, it is illegal to have an anonymous blog with over 3,000 daily visitors. #dumblaws
February 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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In #NewHampshire #US, tapping feet, nodding head, or moving to music in any water is prohibited in restaurants. #dumblaws
February 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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Nobody is to cross state lines with a duck atop their head in #Minnesota. #dumblaws
February 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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In #Japan, it is illegal to dance in the dark after midnight. #dumblaws
February 20, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Under #Canada law, it’s a prosecutable offense to scare the Queen. #boo #dumblaws
February 19, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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In #Canada, it’s a crime to intentionally scare a sick person to death. #dumblaws
February 16, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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#Beer is not to be given to hospital patients in #Massachusetts #USA. #dumblaws
February 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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#Chickens are not permitted to cross the road in #Quitman #Georgia. #dumblaws
February 15, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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In #France, there is a limit on when and how much you can use ketchup, mayo and vinaigrette. #dumblaws
February 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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In #WestVirginia #USA, a person may not hold public office if he or she has ever participated in a duel. #dumblaws
February 13, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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In #Idaho #USA, it is prohibited to gift a box of chocolates weighing more than 50 lbs. #dumblaws
February 12, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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In #Boston #USA, it is illegal to bathe unless your doctor gives you a prescription.
It is also illegal not to bathe before going to bed. #dumblaws
February 12, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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In #Victoria #Australia, it is illegal to drive a black car on Sunday. #dumblaws
February 11, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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It is illegal to whistle underwater in #Vermont #USA. #dumblaws
February 10, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Kissing is prohibited on trains in #France. #dumblaws
February 9, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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In #Japan companies and local governments measure their employees’ waistlines if they’re between ages 40 and 74. Those exceeding government limits - 33.5 inches for men and 35.4 inches for women - will be given #dieting guidance. #dumblaws
February 8, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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In #Melbourne #Australia, it is against the law to vacuum between 10pm and 7am during weekdays and 10pm and 9am during weekends. #dumblaws
February 8, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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#Skateboarding without a license is prohibited in #Florida #USA. #dumblaws
February 7, 2025 at 2:08 PM