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dumbgreentrash.bsky.social
Opossum Living in a Trash Can
@dumbgreentrash.bsky.social
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stinks in here watch out
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like my man how i like my Kreg Accu-Cut circular saw track guide...
packaging for Kreg brand Accu-Cut circular saw track guide that says STRAIGHT, ACCURATE, SPLINTER-FREE
November 13, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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YA BITCH IS CERTIFIED!!!!!
forklift driving pov
November 8, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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he's pissin on da white house
zoomed in on the demo guy spraying a hose on the building, presumably to keep dust down
October 21, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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gm all
October 20, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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October 20, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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@ALeftistMoniker Liberals love to call anyone to their left Tankies even though they control all the tanks in America and use them to crush poor people every day
October 20, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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2035 FOOD PYRAMID top of pyramid: Anti-depressants tier 2: Soy milk tier 3: Lab-grown meat tier 4: Bugs tier 5: Seed oils bottom of pyramid: Microplastics
October 20, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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screencap house_feminist Leaving house: good for depression, bad for anxiety random-jot Standing directly in the doorway to achieve peak mental health.
October 20, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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brain ascendance meme tier 1: finishing projects tier 2: abandoning projects tier 3: starting a new project before finishing the tier 4: continuously coming up with new ideas without doing anything
October 20, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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a bunch of babies in white robes standing on clouds in heaven. two are happily looking down at earth. caption: baby 1: Looks pretty bad down there. I sure am glad we were aborted! baby 2: I wish EVERYONE could be aborted!
October 20, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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post from user Not Rupi Kaur we are the daughters of all of the women who refused to go to therapy
October 20, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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October 20, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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Eric Andre shooting his co-host meme top: Me (getting shot) My mom (doing the shooting) bottom: (mom turns to camera) Why does my daughter hate me
October 20, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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a man with a cool sweatshirt sitting on a couch, making an exasperated expression while pouring himself a glass of alcohol. caption: when you start giving them the same energy they been giving you & now they mad
October 20, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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a vegetable plant at a store. there is a small price sticker placed on the larger label, covering some of the lettering, so the sign now reads "Pot-of cum Big Mama Large & Sweet"
October 20, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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screencap of the pokemon cartoon, meowth is sick on the couch under a blanket and jesse is telling him "health must come first, or else evil can't prosper"
October 20, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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vintage ad Sears' Trouser Legs... Don't call them "pants"
October 20, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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fake t-shirt with a "badass skeleton" wearing a leather jacket, getting rained on that reads, in a variety of tough-guy fonts, "FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN NO ONE ELSE CAN FEEL IT FOR YOU ONLY YOU CAN LET IT IN NO ONE ELSE NO ONE ELSE"
October 20, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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slightly fried meme, photo of a young woman in the driver's seat of a car looking at the camera smiling sarcastically. caption reads: Family: "Why are you like this?" Me: "Why did you emotionally abuse and neglect me my whole life?"
October 20, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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is this real or is this some kind of ironic joke (seen on x and reddit today)
September 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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cup noodles, fine but MARUCHAN TOO???!!!

NOOOOOOOOO
screencap of the ingredients in beef maruchan ramen from their website, with LACTOSE and MILK INGREDIENTS circled and underlined in yellow.
September 27, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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it's that time of year
an ink doodle in my notebook of a skeleton with a smiley face with catlike ears for a head with the text "Bone-Man" above it
September 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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returning home after a few weeks, looks like this orchid is happy to see me
orchid growing in water with a fresh new aerial root pointing straight up
September 19, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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do you work in the same office or something
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@weeder.bsky.social
screencap from my timeline weeder: Love to email reply "copy that!" like I'm talking on a little radio to reinforce how mission-focused and strategic I am. Wile E Peyote: "Listen, you may not like the guy but he gets results." "Are the results ever good?" "Like I said he gets results."
September 18, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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why do so many products at the hardware store have such horny packaging?
Paslode®️ HOT DIPPED GALVANIZED FRAMING NAILS Experience Non-Stop Nailing!
September 12, 2025 at 11:48 AM