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dumbgaytree.bsky.social
Maple
@dumbgaytree.bsky.social
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✨️🏳️‍🌈✨️ | she/they | goals include being 85 years old and chaotic (this is inevitable) | 27
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death at a claw machine meme. top text "Dick Cheney?" bottom text "Hell yeah (haha get it that's where he is now)"
November 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM
dumbgaytree.bsky.social
my gf drew me :3
lil drawing of my head and shoulders in black pen with my name above the drawing (with an inside joke breaching containment and crossed out above it)
June 22, 2025 at 10:17 PM
dumbgaytree.bsky.social
i built some fuckin planter boxes
wooden planter box, about 26x10x8 inches wooden planter box, about 40x13x11 inches
May 19, 2025 at 12:30 AM
dumbgaytree.bsky.social
he banana'd for your sins 😔
a crucified despicable me minion with a crown of thorns. the environment feels roblox coded.
May 9, 2025 at 3:44 AM
dumbgaytree.bsky.social
rosalyn from calvin and hobbes staring in rage and horror
May 8, 2025 at 8:50 PM
dumbgaytree.bsky.social
they're building a bird congregation 🤭
TWO seagulls on the sistine chapel 😳
May 7, 2025 at 5:39 PM
dumbgaytree.bsky.social
I THINK I FIGURED OUT WHO THIS BIRD IS! SHE'S A SEAGULL
what does this MEAN
what i think is a seagull on the roof of the sistine chapel while the cardinals are conclaving worse angle of the seagull lmao
May 7, 2025 at 5:34 PM
dumbgaytree.bsky.social
they're conclaving so hard that ABC is livestreaming an inactive chimney
that one catholic chimney emitting no smoke, being livestreamed on ABC with a bird chilling in the background. Caption says "cardinals meet in the sistine chapel to vote on pope francis' successor"
May 7, 2025 at 5:31 PM
dumbgaytree.bsky.social
concept sketch and painting lol
anthropomorphic cat wearing a military dress uniform and holding a scepter with an owl on the end (sketch, pen and lined paper) anthropomorphic tabby cat wearing a red military dress uniform and carrying a brass scepter with an owl as the head. background is a scene of mountains and a Bob Ross coded pine tree; intense aurora borealis dominate the sky in red and green
February 2, 2025 at 2:28 AM
dumbgaytree.bsky.social
drew some shit during a work break lol
girl with no face finds a face under the ground. she is leaning back with a shovel across herself in this "ok I found it what do I do now I never expected this" pose.
February 1, 2025 at 2:43 AM
dumbgaytree.bsky.social
post something orange I guess lmao
a horrible contraption in kerbal space program, pictured actively melting itself through the atmosphere
January 22, 2025 at 7:27 PM
dumbgaytree.bsky.social
marooning some idiots around the moon and sending an automated space porcupine to attempt to rescue them
screenshot of the upper half of a rocket in Kerbal Space Program that's absolutely encrusted in batteries, folded up solar panels, and landing struts. 😳
January 16, 2025 at 1:24 PM
dumbgaytree.bsky.social
always has been
astronaut with Ohio flag pointing gun at astronaut with American flag while they look at a version of earth that's just ohio
January 15, 2025 at 12:05 AM
dumbgaytree.bsky.social
its 2025 or some shit lmao
maple doing a lil peace sign
January 1, 2025 at 7:04 AM
dumbgaytree.bsky.social
they call these "baby carrots" but carrots don't naturally do this at any point in their life cycle. they shave them down into this. the fucking hubris.
a handful of "baby carrots", or more accurately shaved down little orange nubs with no meaningful connection to their former shape anymore, a wretched little obelisk of perverse, false youth💀
December 27, 2024 at 1:32 AM
dumbgaytree.bsky.social
here's a chunk of it lmaooooo it's kinda janky
December 26, 2024 at 12:12 AM
dumbgaytree.bsky.social
soooooooo if humans handle Wal-Mart's surge pricing displays, my local one employs at least one nazi 🙃
walmart LED price display reading $14.88
December 19, 2024 at 12:59 AM
dumbgaytree.bsky.social
merry crisis
mashup of all I want for Christmas is you and mcr's welcome to the black parade
December 1, 2024 at 1:56 AM
dumbgaytree.bsky.social
show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn't a selfie
two angels with 6 wings and eyes everywhere 9/11'ing the twin towers of babel
November 27, 2024 at 11:18 PM
dumbgaytree.bsky.social
same pumpkin from earlier but with a candle inside, the lighting makes it properly spooky
November 4, 2024 at 2:45 AM
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finished lmao
I just kinda banged this out with my pocketknife
pumpkin carved with bird like face and creepy sharp toothed grin
November 3, 2024 at 6:03 PM
dumbgaytree.bsky.social
late season Halloween party produced this hyperfixation fueled by caffeine, alcohol, and spooky vibes (wip)
face (currently sans mouth) carved into a pumpkin with a nose shaped blemish and a fun suggestive shape; the grandma from Halloweentown on a TV in the background
November 3, 2024 at 4:32 AM
dumbgaytree.bsky.social
a plate of freshly made homemade tortillas from a recipe I got from my aunt 😋
October 27, 2024 at 3:43 AM
dumbgaytree.bsky.social
lol
it give me numbr
September 19, 2024 at 1:12 AM
dumbgaytree.bsky.social
my gf takes the best pics of me 🥺🥺🥺
Maple (26yo white woman, brown hair, glasses) holding an acoustic guitar with a tiny rainbow shining on her other hand Maple standing in front of a wall Maple in front of a wall with a facial expression that screams "I am planning something devious"
September 3, 2024 at 9:20 PM