dumbassgenius.bsky.social
@dumbassgenius.bsky.social
To avoid embarrassment, my family has for the past decade prohibited me from posting on Insta. But X (my main hang) is such a mess I'm gonna break the embargo, initially with images of micro mosaics. I buy 'em cheap 'n' busted & put them back together.

www.instagram.com/rickrosner/
June 17, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Disgusting Abomination was my stripper name.
June 3, 2025 at 7:59 PM
DEI News
NBC is firing Lester Holt, but they've replaced him with an anchor who identifies as multiple llamas.
March 6, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Hey pranksters -
Before Bob Menendez goes to prison, call him up pretending to be from the White House and have Trump negotiate with him for a pardon.
Menendez is dumb enough to fall for it.

(New Jersey is a one-party phone-recording state! Follow all applicable laws!)
January 30, 2025 at 12:03 AM
RIP to the great David Lynch.
In 2006, to promote his movie Inland Empire, David Lynch sat with a cow on Hollywood Blvd. He would take a photo with you!
He will be missed.
January 16, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Can't fault Jimmy Carter's timing.
December 31, 2024 at 12:15 AM
Secret Santa
December 22, 2024 at 11:12 PM
At least DeSantis is battle-tested, having gone to war against our savage foes Tinker Bell and The Little Mermaid.
a pixel art of ariel from the little mermaid surrounded by seashells
ALT: a pixel art of ariel from the little mermaid surrounded by seashells
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Not that it matters, but with 99.9% of the vote counted, Trump's lead in the popular vote is down to 1.47%.
(For every 34 people who voted for Trump, 33 people voted for Harris.)
December 4, 2024 at 4:42 AM
Trump appoints jailbird to be Ambassador to France.
www.barrons.com/news/trump-n...
November 30, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Prohibition in the US brought us big-time gangsters in the 1920s.
So I'm guessing that some 14-year-old in Canberra will become the Al Capone of Insta.
November 28, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Australia just prohibited social media for people under 16. Will take a year to implement. Only 12 more months of TikTok, li'l Aussies!
apnews.com/article/aust...
A social media ban for under-16s passes the Australian Senate and will soon be a world-first law
The Australian Senate has passed a social media ban for young children that will soon become a world-first law.
apnews.com
November 28, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Frida in sunshine!
November 27, 2024 at 10:55 PM
The face of mass deportation

(with a cross and a Jokery smile)
November 27, 2024 at 4:56 PM
Congratulations Cory Doctorow!!
Enshittification is the Macquarie Dictionary's Word of the Year!

www.theguardian.com/science/2024...
‘What many of us feel’: why ‘enshittification’ is Macquarie Dictionary’s word of the year
The committee’s honourable mentions went to ‘right to disconnect’ and ‘rawdogging’
www.theguardian.com
November 26, 2024 at 11:20 PM
Shit to stock up on before Trump takes office -
Moose jerky
Señor Frog's T-shirts
Tar sands
William Shatner
Sombreros
Nanaimo bars
Nannies
November 26, 2024 at 3:21 AM
Everyone should know that Trump's new AG pick, Pam Bondi, dropped her Trump University fraud investigation in return for a $25,000 contribution from Trump.

She can be bought cheap.
www.thedailybeast.com/the-real-sto...
November 21, 2024 at 11:55 PM
Reposted
🚨 Fetterman’s reaction to Gaetz dropping out says it all.

🤣💀👇🏻 Silver Dollar
November 21, 2024 at 7:25 PM
America being run by the world's richest guy, the owner of companies that make rockets, electric cars and brain chips, is the most 1970s science fiction scenario to ever happen. (Slightly better that Musk runs things than 47?)
November 20, 2024 at 8:13 PM
How is Dr. Oz qualified to be in Trump's cabinet? As far as we know, he hasn't raped anybody.*

*He has killed dogs, so he might qualify under the Noem Exemption.
November 19, 2024 at 10:32 PM
Re: Matt Gaetz
Maybe America needs an Attorney General who can f*** and s*** all night.
Merrick Garland can't or won't.
Bill Barr couldn't.
Janet Reno, I dunno. Ask her.
John Ashcroft, nope - religious reservations.
Felix Grundy, nah - sucking wasn't much done in 1838.
November 19, 2024 at 5:21 PM
Matt Gaetz was in five to ten orgies including one where he banged an underage girl up against a pool table (and paid her to do it).

Maybe he should be nominated for Attorney Genital.
www.yahoo.com/news/trump-p...
Trump Pick Matt Gaetz Accused of Participating in Up to 10 Drug-Fueled Orgies
An attorney representing two women who claim to have attended up to 10 “sex parties” with Matt Gaetz will embark on a media blitz Monday, revealing new details of misconduct leveled against the former...
www.yahoo.com
November 19, 2024 at 1:46 AM