Just Some Guy
@dumbassdudeman.bsky.social
A dude from nowhere who does nothing. Only posts when drunk.
I decided to get into cannabis edibles at the age of 41 and holy shit, D.A.R.E. can fuck right off because this shit rocks.
January 9, 2026 at 7:05 PM
I decided to get into cannabis edibles at the age of 41 and holy shit, D.A.R.E. can fuck right off because this shit rocks.
The social experience of being a regular on a message board of like, 34 active users on some random fansite was vastly superior to the "social media" we have today
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
September 20, 2025 at 9:26 PM
The social experience of being a regular on a message board of like, 34 active users on some random fansite was vastly superior to the "social media" we have today
JJ McCarthy looks like he's trying to front a Matchbox 20 cover band.
September 15, 2025 at 12:23 AM
JJ McCarthy looks like he's trying to front a Matchbox 20 cover band.
Got a Switch 2 for my wife just by walking into a Walmart at 9:30am and asking "y'all got any switch 2's left".
Works for me.
Works for me.
June 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Got a Switch 2 for my wife just by walking into a Walmart at 9:30am and asking "y'all got any switch 2's left".
Works for me.
Works for me.
So the thing that makes it extra easy to hate JK Rowling is that I think Harry Potter fucking sucks. There's not even a hint of "separate the art from the artist" because they both fucking suck ass and can fuck right off.
May 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
So the thing that makes it extra easy to hate JK Rowling is that I think Harry Potter fucking sucks. There's not even a hint of "separate the art from the artist" because they both fucking suck ass and can fuck right off.
I think comic crossovers between two companies/universes should just pretend the characters have always existed together. No dimensional portals, multi-verses, or time travel. Just "Boy, I sure am glad J. Jonah Jameson picked me to photograph the big assignment in Metropolis!"
February 22, 2024 at 11:44 PM
I think comic crossovers between two companies/universes should just pretend the characters have always existed together. No dimensional portals, multi-verses, or time travel. Just "Boy, I sure am glad J. Jonah Jameson picked me to photograph the big assignment in Metropolis!"
A lot has been written about how at first it's "I hurt myself playing a pickup game of basketball" and then you're old and it's "I hurt myself opening a window that was stuck", but then there's the third level: "I woke up with intense pain and a swollen ankle and I have no idea why".
January 1, 2024 at 6:04 AM
A lot has been written about how at first it's "I hurt myself playing a pickup game of basketball" and then you're old and it's "I hurt myself opening a window that was stuck", but then there's the third level: "I woke up with intense pain and a swollen ankle and I have no idea why".
Yeah, streaming services are getting worse but it's still better and cheaper than cable/satellite was. We have ala cart on-demand programming! People in 2003 would have killed for this!
December 27, 2023 at 4:25 AM
Yeah, streaming services are getting worse but it's still better and cheaper than cable/satellite was. We have ala cart on-demand programming! People in 2003 would have killed for this!
Primates at the zoo kick ass. I've seen a gorilla that was shitting in it's own hand and slurping it up like ice cream and I've seen a baboon jerking off right in front of everyone. A+ entertainment.
November 25, 2023 at 12:27 AM
Primates at the zoo kick ass. I've seen a gorilla that was shitting in it's own hand and slurping it up like ice cream and I've seen a baboon jerking off right in front of everyone. A+ entertainment.
Protip (or lifehack? What do we call these things in 2023? IDFK. Either way, here's some good advice)
You can buy an automotive code reader at Walmart pretty cheap. Then you'll never have to pay a mechanic $80 to tighten your gas cap and push "clear code" again!
You can buy an automotive code reader at Walmart pretty cheap. Then you'll never have to pay a mechanic $80 to tighten your gas cap and push "clear code" again!
November 20, 2023 at 4:02 PM
Protip (or lifehack? What do we call these things in 2023? IDFK. Either way, here's some good advice)
You can buy an automotive code reader at Walmart pretty cheap. Then you'll never have to pay a mechanic $80 to tighten your gas cap and push "clear code" again!
You can buy an automotive code reader at Walmart pretty cheap. Then you'll never have to pay a mechanic $80 to tighten your gas cap and push "clear code" again!
Instead of training my dog to come to me when I say "come" or "c'mere girl" I have trained her to only come when I say "GET OVER HERE!" in the MK Scorpion voice. I think that's a win.
November 19, 2023 at 11:31 PM
Instead of training my dog to come to me when I say "come" or "c'mere girl" I have trained her to only come when I say "GET OVER HERE!" in the MK Scorpion voice. I think that's a win.