Neil Lastname
@dumandhorny.bsky.social
NSFW. Too intelligent for my own good. Porn makes me dumber and dumber. 🏳️🌈♏🇨🇦 Baritone. Fantasy/Sci-fi Geek. Slutty Bottom. Pervert. Chronic Masturbator. Ruminator. Toothless Deepthroater. 🤘🔞
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation
December 13, 2025 at 9:57 PM
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation
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December 12, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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This is one of my favourites! That sneeze in the third panel just comes out of nowhere. And then I think back to all of the times I sneezed into my hands and some of the gnarly looking snots I've excreted...good thing I knew where the plastic bags were, Mom didn't need to "not want to know."
Desperation breeds creativity that definitely should not be encouraged.
#CalvinandHobbes #LastMinuteChaos
#CalvinandHobbes #LastMinuteChaos
December 7, 2025 at 7:08 AM
This is one of my favourites! That sneeze in the third panel just comes out of nowhere. And then I think back to all of the times I sneezed into my hands and some of the gnarly looking snots I've excreted...good thing I knew where the plastic bags were, Mom didn't need to "not want to know."
"“If you’re at the North Pole, outward means southward,” Cohen added. “That means into the lower latitudes – into L.A., Southern Canada, northern U.S., Europe and Asia … different times, different places.”"
Southern Canada, Northern US...and LA? Why LA?
#yla
Southern Canada, Northern US...and LA? Why LA?
#yla
Is Canada set to feel the most ‘extreme cold on earth’?
The northeastern U.S. is expected to be blasted with a frigid mid-December, right before Christmas, according to a new forecast predicted by Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) climatologist J...
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December 7, 2025 at 6:13 AM
"“If you’re at the North Pole, outward means southward,” Cohen added. “That means into the lower latitudes – into L.A., Southern Canada, northern U.S., Europe and Asia … different times, different places.”"
Southern Canada, Northern US...and LA? Why LA?
#yla
Southern Canada, Northern US...and LA? Why LA?
#yla
Technically, I'm a tube, with 2 holes for men to fuck.
November 19, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Technically, I'm a tube, with 2 holes for men to fuck.
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If anyone acknowledges that cock is the connection to HIM, HE lives in them and they in HIM.
November 6, 2025 at 5:38 AM
If anyone acknowledges that cock is the connection to HIM, HE lives in them and they in HIM.
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Wet in the woods | by Josman
October 10, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Wet in the woods | by Josman
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Cut = More Cardio = Extra Sweat
June 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Cut = More Cardio = Extra Sweat
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PORN ADDICTION LOVES YOU 💚
September 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
PORN ADDICTION LOVES YOU 💚
What perfect album came out when you were 16?
September 20, 2025 at 6:59 AM
What perfect album came out when you were 16?
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September 20, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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🍆💼 Forget therapy, forget deadlines—give me cock. More penis, less problem. My religion is GodCock, my mantra is penis, my solution is surrender. It’s all about cock. Always has been. Always will be.
#GodCock #CockObsession #HornyBlasphemate #CockBate
#Penis
#GodCock #CockObsession #HornyBlasphemate #CockBate
#Penis
September 12, 2025 at 6:51 AM
🍆💼 Forget therapy, forget deadlines—give me cock. More penis, less problem. My religion is GodCock, my mantra is penis, my solution is surrender. It’s all about cock. Always has been. Always will be.
#GodCock #CockObsession #HornyBlasphemate #CockBate
#Penis
#GodCock #CockObsession #HornyBlasphemate #CockBate
#Penis
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Unlocked until Locktober. There’s a Monster energy drink can in this picture
September 18, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Unlocked until Locktober. There’s a Monster energy drink can in this picture
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At first glance, I thought the the top had a penis head
September 14, 2025 at 7:58 AM
At first glance, I thought the the top had a penis head
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And we’re happy about it!
February 6, 2025 at 10:26 AM
And we’re happy about it!