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Yes I farted
May 6, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Yes I farted
Why would I use AI or Grok anything when I can ask my buddy Xaildor, the aeons old multi-dimensional being that I'm friends with who knows God "more intimately" than I know myself?
March 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Why would I use AI or Grok anything when I can ask my buddy Xaildor, the aeons old multi-dimensional being that I'm friends with who knows God "more intimately" than I know myself?
Me at my first day of work as White House Press Secretary: sorry guys, I'd rather not discuss politics at work
March 9, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Me at my first day of work as White House Press Secretary: sorry guys, I'd rather not discuss politics at work
Walking in circles trying to get a death spiral going, but nobody wants to join in. Guess I'll just go to work.
March 9, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Walking in circles trying to get a death spiral going, but nobody wants to join in. Guess I'll just go to work.
Shot of Malort with a mustard chaser.
March 9, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Shot of Malort with a mustard chaser.
Keep the sleazy side down
March 9, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Keep the sleazy side down
White people be like: I wonder if he'll do one about catsup next, haha
February 13, 2025 at 3:37 AM
White people be like: I wonder if he'll do one about catsup next, haha
Reposted
February 2, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I think by the time you hit ~30, you should stop being sorry and start doing better.
January 25, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I think by the time you hit ~30, you should stop being sorry and start doing better.
You need Finasteride? I need a fine ass to ride.
January 20, 2025 at 1:15 AM
You need Finasteride? I need a fine ass to ride.
I'm cute and on the spectrum, call me awwtistic.
January 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I'm cute and on the spectrum, call me awwtistic.
There are 300 more of me lying around a warehouse in Ohio due to a manufacturing error.
January 13, 2025 at 6:56 AM
There are 300 more of me lying around a warehouse in Ohio due to a manufacturing error.
I told her that her bush was a 9 out of 11, so she melted my steel beam.
January 13, 2025 at 6:56 AM
I told her that her bush was a 9 out of 11, so she melted my steel beam.
Why does Lynn Manuel Miranda have two girl names?
January 13, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Why does Lynn Manuel Miranda have two girl names?
I'm so addicted to jerking it that I couldn't even buy my family mosquito repellent because I was too busy getting Off.
November 21, 2024 at 2:57 AM
I'm so addicted to jerking it that I couldn't even buy my family mosquito repellent because I was too busy getting Off.