I've been doing a lot of hard thinking about the state of the world for the past few months. It has been exhausting and exhaustive, and I am finally ready to reveal what my study has concluded:

It's a bit shit.

Ladies, gentleman, I have come to the conclusion that this may, in fact, not be the best of all possible worlds.

Landlord organisations are claiming that giving renters rights is going to lead to a lot of landlords selling up, with a family buying that house. And they think that's an argument against it.

Remember, British Summer Time, the most ironically named daylight savings time, ends at 2AM. But only the first 2AM.

In disappointing news, I am, once again, awake.

The only thing that could possibly distract me from the Epstein files is if they brought back Google Reader.

*Crosses fingers*

I've created an awesome plan to be incredibly productive this week, but I'm stuck on the "get out of bed" step.

I keep telling people practice makes perfect, but I'm still not very good at it.

The thing about coming back to social media is it reminds you why you went away from social media.

Happy flying ant day to all those who celebrate.

Really looking forward to seeing an old friend from university tomorrow, and the mental gymnastics of how to pretend my life hasn't been an abject failure!

Trump's nomination for the Nobel Peace Prize gives the committee an interesting dilemma - what to do when one of the nominees is likely to bomb you if they don't win?