Duke Skyloafer
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Duke Skyloafer
@dukeskyloafer.com
I'm a dad. I'm a programmer. I make bad jokes. I collect Transformers. I stream casual video games on YouTube.

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One thing I love about traveling to my parents’ house is that my dad keeps a rotating roster of old MacAddict issues in the bathroom for you to read instead of your phone
June 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
My son just told me he was confused because he thought the Catholic Church just elected the Pokémon Popplio as its leader
May 18, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Took me a little too long to figure out what “Matter-compatible robot vacuum cleaner” meant. My old robot vacuum sucked (no pun intended) and I thought maybe it wasn’t matter-compatible.
April 29, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Sometimes you get a cool Transformer but you need to zhuzh it up with some 3rd party stickers
January 8, 2025 at 4:37 AM
December 6, 2024 at 6:50 PM
December 2, 2024 at 6:56 AM
Over at my father in law’s house doing the annual software updates. Still think this is the cleanest interior of a computer I’ve ever built.
December 1, 2024 at 9:20 PM
yes, I'm religious--I believe in the Holy Trinity
December 1, 2024 at 3:40 AM
November 21, 2024 at 4:47 AM
Oscillating daily between these two
November 11, 2024 at 10:12 PM
This year may not have ended well, so I wanted to share one of the small joys in my life. As a #Transformers fan, and this being the 40th anniversary, we got some of the best Optimus Prime toys ever made, all in around a 6 month period.
November 8, 2024 at 9:07 PM
I just learned about the Peanut thing against my will, and if I understand correctly, a pet squirrel was euthanized and the right collectively went
November 4, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Every 3 years or so I do a deep clean of my office where I take everything out and rearrange it all. Every single time, I find this dusty first edition Chris Gaines CD behind something. I always put it away, but it keeps on coming back somehow. It’s been 25 years. We’ve moved 4 times.
September 22, 2024 at 2:12 PM
Men, I challenge you to try this on your lunch take
September 21, 2024 at 5:26 PM
I don’t know what this means but I’m told it’s really good! 3/2
September 11, 2024 at 11:03 PM
My dad found a Fry’s sale paper dated May 2006 in his basement. Good times.
August 14, 2024 at 10:10 PM
If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh...
August 13, 2024 at 1:20 PM
One of our guinea pigs, Spike, passed away last night. I don’t know how old he was. We rehomed him and another one from another family member 2 years ago on the day of my mother-in-law’s funeral. He’ll be buried in the backyard, next to my beloved cat, Jazz. Luncheon this afternoon.
August 3, 2024 at 2:50 PM