The Wondrous Wizard Of Latin
@dukescabies.bsky.social
I am a dervish of declension and a conjuror of conjugation with a million hit points and maximum charisma!
Just the bad part of Nevada...
May 27, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Just the bad part of Nevada...
Definitely not a cop...
April 6, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Definitely not a cop...
I still love some Misfits schlock, but only the stuff lacking self-awareness, not the cynical cash-in...
April 1, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I still love some Misfits schlock, but only the stuff lacking self-awareness, not the cynical cash-in...
Concerning.
April 1, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Concerning.
I'm reading that song title like it rhymes with "boner."
April 1, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I'm reading that song title like it rhymes with "boner."
Don't you have like a family or something that wants you around? Because the internet doesn't.
April 1, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Don't you have like a family or something that wants you around? Because the internet doesn't.
Bringing to mind a discussion about whether Nate Dogg and Warren G were "down-ass homies" or "down ass-homies..."
March 27, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Bringing to mind a discussion about whether Nate Dogg and Warren G were "down-ass homies" or "down ass-homies..."
And here I thought Reagan-as-capitalist-Christ via the John Birch Society was every Gen X and Elder Millennial's birthright...
My boomer dad is only now realizing his leftism in his 70s.
My boomer dad is only now realizing his leftism in his 70s.
March 21, 2025 at 5:27 AM
And here I thought Reagan-as-capitalist-Christ via the John Birch Society was every Gen X and Elder Millennial's birthright...
My boomer dad is only now realizing his leftism in his 70s.
My boomer dad is only now realizing his leftism in his 70s.
Creating chud Hemingways...
March 18, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Creating chud Hemingways...
'Zines like the dumb, stinky gutter-punks used to do in high school? Nah, I'm good.
March 18, 2025 at 1:12 AM
'Zines like the dumb, stinky gutter-punks used to do in high school? Nah, I'm good.
You're convinced because you're a rube, right?
March 16, 2025 at 5:12 AM
You're convinced because you're a rube, right?
Bernie is likely worth less than your current boss...
March 10, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Bernie is likely worth less than your current boss...
Dave, king of a very stupid type of man.
February 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Dave, king of a very stupid type of man.
Like a "professional manager," or maybe..."pimp?"
February 28, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Like a "professional manager," or maybe..."pimp?"
Officer, show me your tits!
February 25, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Officer, show me your tits!
Nobody was judging, Markwayne, but then you made it weird.
February 19, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Nobody was judging, Markwayne, but then you made it weird.
Sex offenders gotta stick together...
February 18, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Sex offenders gotta stick together...
Make Rafael live out every single day of the rest of his life in his shitty rich suburb somewhere in Texas...
February 15, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Make Rafael live out every single day of the rest of his life in his shitty rich suburb somewhere in Texas...
You know what pisses me off, Chuck? An opposition party, despite being the minority, continuing to try to fundraise around a campaign of "just a smol bean" while they sit on their fucking thumbs.
February 13, 2025 at 5:55 AM
You know what pisses me off, Chuck? An opposition party, despite being the minority, continuing to try to fundraise around a campaign of "just a smol bean" while they sit on their fucking thumbs.
Matt is just pissed that his nerdcore career never took off...
February 10, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Matt is just pissed that his nerdcore career never took off...
It took years of reading history for me to get references like, "Boy, they're really socking it to that Spiro Agnew guy again. He must work there..."
February 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
It took years of reading history for me to get references like, "Boy, they're really socking it to that Spiro Agnew guy again. He must work there..."
Just like watching Richard Spenser getting knocked the fuck out on a loop!
February 4, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Just like watching Richard Spenser getting knocked the fuck out on a loop!
Hey, maybe Masayoshi just wants to commune with another chatbot deity-adjacenet high priest...
February 3, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Hey, maybe Masayoshi just wants to commune with another chatbot deity-adjacenet high priest...