Duke of Omnium
@dukeofomnium.bsky.social
More cuddly than a sack full of scorpions.
The dog is actually on a high state of alert, ready to rip apart any defensive end or blitzing linebacker who approaches the quarterback
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April 26, 2025 at 3:24 AM
The dog is actually on a high state of alert, ready to rip apart any defensive end or blitzing linebacker who approaches the quarterback
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Loving is safe, as long as Thomas is married to a white woman.
January 25, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Loving is safe, as long as Thomas is married to a white woman.
"so, hardware store, do you come here often?"
January 25, 2025 at 7:53 AM
"so, hardware store, do you come here often?"
Hell, we had an entire Great Lake catching on fire.
January 25, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Hell, we had an entire Great Lake catching on fire.
If K-marts still existed, it would be obvious.
January 19, 2025 at 11:58 PM
If K-marts still existed, it would be obvious.
Assuming you can't recommend a compilation, Who's Next would be the right answer.
January 11, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Assuming you can't recommend a compilation, Who's Next would be the right answer.
81 + 25 = 106
81 x 25 = 2025
81 x 25 = 2025
January 2, 2025 at 4:37 AM
81 + 25 = 106
81 x 25 = 2025
81 x 25 = 2025
and the next square year won't be for another 91 years. I looking forward to that one.
January 2, 2025 at 4:35 AM
and the next square year won't be for another 91 years. I looking forward to that one.
"No more Mr. Nice Guy!"
January 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
"No more Mr. Nice Guy!"
maybe, but if she's barefoot and pregnant, how is she going to buy property or open a bank account. He's arguing for a loss of female autonomy.
December 30, 2024 at 5:23 AM
maybe, but if she's barefoot and pregnant, how is she going to buy property or open a bank account. He's arguing for a loss of female autonomy.
As a serious discussion, he might be right. He might have a wife who was continually barefoot and pregnant and dependent on him. She'd be unhappy, but he'd be able to do the nasty with her every week or so.
He'd be happy, but she'd be miserable. Forever.
He'd be happy, but she'd be miserable. Forever.
December 30, 2024 at 5:14 AM
As a serious discussion, he might be right. He might have a wife who was continually barefoot and pregnant and dependent on him. She'd be unhappy, but he'd be able to do the nasty with her every week or so.
He'd be happy, but she'd be miserable. Forever.
He'd be happy, but she'd be miserable. Forever.
you can tell the incels. They're the ones who whine about being a 'good guy'
December 30, 2024 at 3:48 AM
you can tell the incels. They're the ones who whine about being a 'good guy'
Yeah, she tried to pretend the alligator was a pet, and is amazed when she is bitten.
Not terribly bright, is she?
Not terribly bright, is she?
December 27, 2024 at 6:52 AM
Yeah, she tried to pretend the alligator was a pet, and is amazed when she is bitten.
Not terribly bright, is she?
Not terribly bright, is she?
Is Elon the hooker or the con man?
December 27, 2024 at 6:23 AM
Is Elon the hooker or the con man?
*--except Cowboys fans.
December 24, 2024 at 4:38 AM
*--except Cowboys fans.
Ambassador to the Bahamas is pure sinecure. It's a way to reward Walker for embarrassing the party in Georgia two years ago, without giving him an actually meaningful or relevant job.
December 18, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Ambassador to the Bahamas is pure sinecure. It's a way to reward Walker for embarrassing the party in Georgia two years ago, without giving him an actually meaningful or relevant job.
Ambassador to the Bahamas is pure sinecure. It's a way to reward Walker for embarrassing the party in Georgia two years ago, without giving him a relevant job.
December 18, 2024 at 3:15 AM
Ambassador to the Bahamas is pure sinecure. It's a way to reward Walker for embarrassing the party in Georgia two years ago, without giving him a relevant job.
That's actually pretty sweet. Congratulations to you, sir.
Personally, I've never had a dental hygienist that I didn't vow to get revenge on. But that's more an indictment of my tooth brushing technique than the hygienists themselves.
Personally, I've never had a dental hygienist that I didn't vow to get revenge on. But that's more an indictment of my tooth brushing technique than the hygienists themselves.
December 18, 2024 at 3:03 AM
That's actually pretty sweet. Congratulations to you, sir.
Personally, I've never had a dental hygienist that I didn't vow to get revenge on. But that's more an indictment of my tooth brushing technique than the hygienists themselves.
Personally, I've never had a dental hygienist that I didn't vow to get revenge on. But that's more an indictment of my tooth brushing technique than the hygienists themselves.
Well, this was just before they robbed a 7-Eleven, so it's OK.
December 17, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Well, this was just before they robbed a 7-Eleven, so it's OK.
Steal as many White House napkins and towels and silverware as you can. This has got to last the rest of us a long time.
December 17, 2024 at 7:03 AM
Steal as many White House napkins and towels and silverware as you can. This has got to last the rest of us a long time.
But III is totally necessarily, so we don't think you're your grandfather.
December 17, 2024 at 7:01 AM
But III is totally necessarily, so we don't think you're your grandfather.
Marla Maples is
December 16, 2024 at 12:14 AM
Marla Maples is
Seems like they all have something in common, but I can't figure out what it is ...
December 14, 2024 at 12:13 AM
Seems like they all have something in common, but I can't figure out what it is ...