Yo I’m just sayin’: nobody’s ever seen Yung Gracvy and Glenn Powell in the same room together.

Why are the child molesters always driving white vans? Why can’t the van be green? Why can’t the van be blue?

Or why couldn’t these kid diddlers drive the A-Team van? That’d be fuckin’ sweet. Taking children on a militarized mystery to solve.

“Hey! Why are these Scooby Snacks shaped like Xanax?”

Taco Bell shall live forever. Taco Bell is honest. Taco Bell is truth. Taco Bell doesn’t lie.

ALL HAIL. TO TACO BELL!!!

The word “id” is such a small yet big word.

“Oh my god! That baby is so cute!”

The baby:

Would anybody care for a pack of Nike cigarettes?

I’m here on behalf of the SKOAL chewing tobacco company to announce to you the release of “Diet SKOAL”. It’s for fat people; it helps you lose weight by making your bones smaller.

#DietSKOAL

I ate 22 deviled eggs today.

Just because I’ve had rough gay sex with numerous men doesn’t make me gay. I’ve only tried it like 3 or 17 times max. Not every person who’s drank alcohol is an alcoholic. Yes, I’ve tried penis. But I barely even liked it. Seriously, having sex with 38 different guys DOES NOT MAKE ME GAY!!!