I made a joke about it being TDOV and asked what everyone got me and like three of my coworkers gave me their donuts. 😈
April 1, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I made a joke about it being TDOV and asked what everyone got me and like three of my coworkers gave me their donuts. 😈
My brain has decided it is time to do a full moral inventory on a Saturday. Cool.
March 22, 2025 at 8:02 PM
My brain has decided it is time to do a full moral inventory on a Saturday. Cool.
My boss keeps using the phrase “I want you to drink the Koolaid,” and I desperately need her to know where that idea originates.
February 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
My boss keeps using the phrase “I want you to drink the Koolaid,” and I desperately need her to know where that idea originates.
My conspiracy theory is that the sun comes up earlier on weekends and days I have off.
February 17, 2025 at 6:44 PM
My conspiracy theory is that the sun comes up earlier on weekends and days I have off.
Every time I have a few drinks I decide I need to do drag.
February 1, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Every time I have a few drinks I decide I need to do drag.
I experience time loss every time I eat Munchies.
January 30, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I experience time loss every time I eat Munchies.
Absolutely choke on it.
Elon Musk says Twitter (X) is 'barely breaking even' and user growth has stagnated
January 25, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Absolutely choke on it.
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Please do not send the entire script of the Bee Movie to this email
Note that anyone can email the snitch line, DEIAtruth@opm.gov. So if you’ve got any, uh, thoughts or information you’d like to share about this initiative, fire off that email today!
January 23, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Please do not send the entire script of the Bee Movie to this email
Perhaps it’s time to go back to flip phones.
January 19, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Perhaps it’s time to go back to flip phones.
I desperately wish there was a cool way to tie your sweater around your waist.
January 19, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I desperately wish there was a cool way to tie your sweater around your waist.
At least once in December I get desperate enough to contemplate raiding my whole advent calendar.
December 5, 2024 at 3:38 AM
At least once in December I get desperate enough to contemplate raiding my whole advent calendar.
Forget space, science should focus on getting rid of the nasty lil strings inside bananas.
November 24, 2024 at 10:16 PM
Forget space, science should focus on getting rid of the nasty lil strings inside bananas.
What the hair on the back of my head looks like is none of my business.
November 20, 2024 at 1:25 AM
What the hair on the back of my head looks like is none of my business.
Blasting Freak of Nature by Heart Attack Man after a very discouraging phone call with my gov rep about proposed anti trans legislation.
November 9, 2024 at 1:42 AM
Blasting Freak of Nature by Heart Attack Man after a very discouraging phone call with my gov rep about proposed anti trans legislation.
A kid nearly did a spit take when I told them how old I was and I don’t know if I should be offended or not
November 8, 2024 at 2:17 AM
A kid nearly did a spit take when I told them how old I was and I don’t know if I should be offended or not
Not sure what it says about me that my therapist emailed yesterday to point out that I haven’t had an appointment in awhile.
November 7, 2024 at 5:07 PM
Not sure what it says about me that my therapist emailed yesterday to point out that I haven’t had an appointment in awhile.
it’s time.
elmo from sesame street is on fire with his arms outstretched .
ALT: elmo from sesame street is on fire with his arms outstretched .
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2024 at 3:42 PM
it’s time.