In Warrensburg, MO, a court case about a dog named Old Drum inspired the phrase, "A man's best friend is his dog." A statue of Old Drum sits in front of the courthouse today. Read more here: www.warrensburg-mo.com/591/Old-Drum

Does anyone remember Colders 27? I remember that beer being tested in Columbus in the summer of 1992

Or Xtreme

I'm a downstater, but I wrote this while texting my sons

Or less. You never know who elsemight be there...

Surprised that no one said the Kool-Aid Man. "Oh yeah!" How about cleaning up the mess you made before my mom sees it, dumb ass. Who just bursts in through the wall when there's a perfectly good door available?

He should not play another game in a Phillies uniform.

We've also got Painter coming up and he'll need a rotation spot

My son once threw out seven in a high school game. After the 7th, I yelled, "When are you gonna learn?"

I once did an all-day interview wearing mismatched shoes. I got the job.

Their idea of snow removal is the sun

That's not true. I'm 56, not 46

Thru should've left him in Detroit

They botched because they have (had) a subpar coach who didn't think to use his last timeout to stop the clock before it ran out. Could not be happier that he is gone