Not that heavy a heart, I suspect

Love how he’s carrying the orb like the dog’s just brought it to him and is waiting for him to throw it again

I’m trying to work out just what household income you have that you can afford to private school your kids but you would rather *break up your family* than pay VAT on those school fees

I guess actually from the point of view of a cormorant shag this would actually be an entirely reasonable proposition to make

For some reason I initially completely misunderstood the emphasis of this sentence and thought “you shag” was some sort of insult like “slag”, so:

“Romance isn’t just for people, you shag”

It’s the typical Trotskyist playbook to oppose improvements in ordinary people’s living conditions because that’ll make them less interested in revolution

“I know it won’t feel like it as I throw a bucket of ice water all over you, but I really do want you to be warm and dry”

Hoping you’ll lead us to buried treasure

What it needs is more dicks

Glad to see Henry II is still feeling sociable at 891 years old

Why are you (or your headline writer) blaming young people for this?

I have never understood the concept of podcasts rerunning old episodes – the original is right there in the feed if you go back far enough!

I always wonder with these films set in the past that don’t even make gestures towards historical accuracy… why not just make it a fantasy epic?

Then you can include as many Romany bits as you like and maybe throw in ingredients from other cool-looking time periods, and have everyone wear leather

How about you guys compromise? You do a shitton of new things but also have the argument for the sake of tradition?