In a thousand years, when alien explorers are picking over the relics of our once promising civilisation, they will identify autocorrect as the first massive misstep that turned our star bound species into a bunch of nincompoops who think slip-ons are pretty great because laces are too complicated.

You know you’re getting old when the bus driver waits for you to sit down before pulling away.

Would whoever is running the experiment at the LHC that is consistently flipping us into worse and worse timelines kindly desist. I don’t care if your primary motivation is finding parallel universes where your favourite sports team wins each week. The collateral damage is too great.

Genius or idiot?

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