My friend tells her kids that parents pay Santa for the presents to reflect why poorer children get less. It’s good for children to learn about the reality of money.

"Make Labour nothing again".

He's not Olaf... he's Kristoff, the handsome love interest.

“You want to do what to Steve?”

* their kids... dammit.

I end up being the cash / ROBLOX giver that's willing to give the kids what they actually want. I would have had so much fun as a kid thinking of loads of presents for people to buy me, but I only had my parents and older sisters 😭

Fun option for us childless folks 😂
I don't know if my family are all just a lot more well off than we were as kids, but family and friends with kids seem more stressed out about what people can get there kids than happy that they have so many people able to buy for them.

And includes a shaggy dog tale with an actual fun twist.

Definitely my favourite since 'Use of Weapons' and a little less nihilistic (though still quite nihilistic) which was nice.

What’s with the doomsday bed in the middle of the room 😬

The 53% he keeps would definitely lead to stronger economic growth than if it had stayed with the billionaire, as the richer you are the more you hoard. This is a great solution to improving the economy, with, dare I say, tangible benefits 😂

The Exchequer gets like 47% to invest back into the economy... it's bloody marvelous.