Just popped in to see if this gaff is as ready to brandish pitchforks as Twitter is. Oof. #oafc

In a wonderful palate-cleansing moment from the horrors of non-league campaigns, my very talented Mrs just presented me with this she's been working on 😍 #oafc

Hey babe, wake up, Beanstalk's dropped a new filthy banger: youtu.be/1PFQgVzfOhY?...

Slipping into a beef wellington coma isn't the way I thought I'd go, but still, it's been a good run. #gluttony

Most definitely a first-world problem, but fuck Caps Lock. What a worthless key. Only there to screw up your sentence and leave you searching for the function to change all to lower case, which you can never remember, by which time it would have been quicker to just re-type the whole thing.

A game we probably would have struggled in last season, comfortably put to bed, again. Stones and Braintree up next in the league. All looking rather rosy! #oafc

Several good things about this app but the main one for now is no fucking Temu ads. God bless Bluesky and all who sail on her.