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Shane Duffner
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TV in NYC. Sixers sicko.
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The Utah Jazz are murdering a retirement home like they’re Andrew Cuomo
Apple Sports screenshot of the Jazz-Clippers score, with 2:42 left in the 4th quarter. The Jazz are blowing out the Clippers, with a score of 122 to 98.
October 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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He can’t keep getting away with this
NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell
September 3, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Same
Collection of headshots of politicians with headline: Former critics who demanded Cuomo resign are now endorsing him for New York mayor A POLITICO review of Cuomo's touted endorsers found that few of them stood by him in 2021.
June 25, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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Just an observation: whenever I see the news covering mayoral candidates campaigning, Zohran is out on the street surrounded by people, while Cuomo always looks like he’s in a stuffy Marriot conference room.
Photo of my television showing a split screen of both Zohran Mamdani and Andrew Cuomo campaigning in NYC. Zohran is speaking on the street, while Cuomo talks against a white wall. The chyron reads “RACE FOR MAYOR - FINAL DAY OF EARLY VOTING”.
June 23, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Got myself a big black and white noodle for #Caturday
Helga, a tuxedo American shorthair cat, stretches out over my torso while asleep. Her paws are dangling off my side. I am wearing a grey shirt.
June 21, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Cat, now with bed.
Helga, a black and white cat, looks up as she lays in a round green bed with white flowers printed all over it.
June 19, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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We come to this place to find the nearest emergency exit
Nicole Kidman from the AMC preshow ad. Her head is halo’d by a film projector behind her.
June 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Went to a wedding last night where the groom’s cake was a motherfuckin’ Eagles cake go birds
Nicely detailed, three-tier white wedding cake Round chocolate-iced Eagles cake with logo, team wordmark, and iced yard lines
June 8, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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May 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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The answer suddenly appeared to me, like an anvil from above.
Cover for Fiona Apple's Fetch the Bolt Cutters, we see the title in purple lettering, the head of a dog, and a close up photo of Apple
May 3, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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You know what day it is.
Helga, a tuxedo American shorthair cat, sits up on an armchair. She is next to a pillow shaped like Snoopy’s face. She peeks out from shadow cast above her.
May 3, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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Happy Caturday from Helga.
Helga, a tuxedo American shorthair cat, lays against a brown rug. She looks up, wide-eyed to camera.
April 26, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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“Kristallnacht, padlocked, NBA on Peacock — Lakers in 5”
Shannon Sharpe holding up his hand to show five fingers
April 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Breaking: Cooper Flagg has declared for the 2025 papal conclave, he announced on social media.
Cooper Flagg with text BREAKING NEWS
April 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Everybody talks up the Gideons, but nobody ever talks about the important work The Breakfast Ambassadors are doing at hotels across America.
A small sign on a hotel elevator advising the best times to go to a complimentary breakfast. Full text reads: “See You In The Morning! -The Breakfast Ambassadors Important Breakfast Information Hours of Operation: Weekdays: 6:30am - 9am Weekends: 7am - 10am The Red Zone (Lines likely): Weekdays: 8am - 9am Weekend: 8:30am - 10am The Yellow Zone (Slight to no lines): Weekdays: 7:15am - 8am Weekend: 8am - 8:30am The Green Zone (No line): Weekdays: 6:30am - 7:15am Weekend: 7am - 8am”
April 18, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Happy Caturday from Helga.
A tuxedo American short hair cat lays on a rug. An orange feather toy, shaped like a shrimp, is being her.
April 13, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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Bro thinks he’s Gus Walz
Headline: “Jordan Peterson Breaks Down Into Tears on Piers Morgan Show” with screenshot of weepy Jordan Peterson
April 11, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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My girlfriend to our cat while clipping her nails:
Tweet from @WhiteHouse: DO NOT RETALIATE AND YOU WILL BE REWARDED
April 9, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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CNBC disclaimer screenshot reading: “A QUICK REMINDER... All the recommendations expressed by Jim Cramer are solely his and are not the opinions of CNBC and may have been previously disseminated by him.” Screenshot of Trevor Moore from Whitest Kids U Know sketch “It's Illegal to Say...”
April 7, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Please, I am begging you, don’t give the food human names.
An advertisement for a chocolate chip cookie dough-flavored protein bar, with the brand name “David”.
April 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Playboi Carti was born the same day The Drew Carey Show debuted.
Genius.com: Jordan Terrell Carter (born September 13, 1995), professionally known as Playboi Carti, is an American recording artist from Atlanta, Georgia. Google: The Drew Carey Show > Premiere date: September 13, 1995
March 15, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Helga update: in the shower
A tuxedo cat sits inside a white bathtub.
March 12, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Like most Drew Carey Show fans, I would love to be submerged in a tank of beer.
March 12, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Did the Democrats think they were going to an auction or
Screenshot of Democratic legislators seated at Donald Trump's joint address of Congress. They hold up round placards that read "MUSK STEALS" and "SAVE MEDICAID"
March 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Ah yes, the ol’ cuckold strategy.
Plenty of videos online if you’re interested in learning more.
James Carville Tells Democrats Opposing Trump to 'Just Let It Go' and 'Do Nothing' for Now
February 18, 2025 at 5:00 AM