Sundays are tough. We've been up for seven hours and only napped for four of them.
July 27, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Sundays are tough. We've been up for seven hours and only napped for four of them.
Storm's job is hard.
May 5, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Storm's job is hard.
A friend of mine asked me if #Drake had gained weight. I Googled it to see what they meant.
I was not prepared for Google's AI taking sides on the matter.
I was not prepared for Google's AI taking sides on the matter.
February 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
A friend of mine asked me if #Drake had gained weight. I Googled it to see what they meant.
I was not prepared for Google's AI taking sides on the matter.
I was not prepared for Google's AI taking sides on the matter.
February 3, 2025 at 7:13 AM
I forced the jammies on them. The pose was their idea.
December 24, 2024 at 11:30 PM
I forced the jammies on them. The pose was their idea.
Nobody wants your homemade cranberry sauce. The can has cornered it.
November 24, 2024 at 12:56 AM
Nobody wants your homemade cranberry sauce. The can has cornered it.
Honestly, Twitter can rot.
November 15, 2024 at 2:55 AM
Honestly, Twitter can rot.