Today we observe the local hoomans as they make their annual sacrifice of haggis to Burning Robert, reciting ‘Address to a Haggis’.
We have adapted the local tradition, instead with ‘To a Mouse’:
‘Wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie,
O, what a panic's in thy breastie!
CHOMP.’
Today we observe the local hoomans as they make their annual sacrifice of haggis to Burning Robert, reciting ‘Address to a Haggis’.
We have adapted the local tradition, instead with ‘To a Mouse’:
‘Wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie,
O, what a panic's in thy breastie!
CHOMP.’